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Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Jon! » Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:14 pm

Granted, but it's in your face

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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby pennylane » Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:24 pm

granted, the windows keep themselves sparkly clean, but the windows constantly squirt mud on everything else. so, you have clean windows but the rest of your house is a gushy brown mess.
i wish i didnt have to do SBA testing tomorow. :(
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby kerm1t » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:26 am

Granted, an anvil falls on your head while you're on the way there.

I wish I could get a GF who isn't totally crazy.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby abbatude » Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:30 pm

granted, but she is 9 feet tall and weighs 856 lbs.

i wish it was strawberry season.
i love cats, but i can never seem to eat a whole one by myself.

dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow.

if it wernt for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby pennylane » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:53 pm

granted, but the strawberries that grow are huge and so covered in chemicals they gain conciousness, turn into giant monsters, and try to take over the world!
i wish tomorow was friday
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby FritzsWoman21 » Thu May 20, 2010 3:05 am

Granted but then you lose everything


I wish i was part of the invincible sea :boogie:
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby animorphic_girl » Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:31 pm

Granted but then it got too crowded with all the sea animals that never died.
I wish that I could turn invisible and never have to do my choresagain cause no one could see me
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby pennylane » Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:55 am

granted, no one can see you. noone can detect your presence by sight. it is as if you are a ghost. for two days chores are but only an element of the once all too boring past, but then you literaly begin to fade away. you are no longer a part of the world you once new. you are only trillions of little microscopic cells. they are spread out across the universe. floating and drifting and slowly dying off one by one. as a whole you are no more.

i wish i was a lemur.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby abbatude » Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:30 pm

granted, but potchers cut off your tail and your name is not king jullian!!! (madagasscar)

i wish i could read peoples minds
i love cats, but i can never seem to eat a whole one by myself.

dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow.

if it wernt for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby pennylane » Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:21 am

abbatude wrote:granted, but potchers cut off your tail and your name is not king jullian!!!
:( what!!! no fair!

granted but you lose control of your own mind

i wish it was raining lemonade
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby YoshiMike13 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:02 am

Granted, but the lemonade rain runs out so they subsitute piss for the lemonade!

i wish i could go fishing and actually catch a big fish!!
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby RockPillow® » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:31 am

Granted, though you'll get mercury poisoning after eating it.

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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby W. C. » Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:26 am

Granted but then a lot less people will die and then the world will become overpopulated and you'll all starve to death.

I wish for everyone to accept each others differences.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby daydreamer123 » Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:50 am

Granted but when the police officers accepted the crimanals they were let out of there cells making total chaos in the world and they cant be arrested when they're accepted.

I wish i'll never get sick again
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby W. C. » Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:31 am

Granted but then there will be a disease that is horribly contagious and has a 100% chance of death if you get it, everyone but you gets it and it leaves you the last man/woman on earth.

I wish I had an ego waffle.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby daydreamer123 » Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:31 am

what's an ego waffle?
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby W. C. » Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:49 pm

whoops I meant Eggo waffle. and if you still don't know what that is its a frozen waffle.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Artemis22 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:36 am

granted. But you choke on it and die :D :D

I wish for world peace!!!
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby RockPillow® » Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:59 pm

Granted, but then everybody will become hippies and public nudity will soar up by 743% of what it is now.

I wish for a new pen.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby talitha » Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:09 pm

Granted, but your pig is too big for it.....

I wish I didn't have insomnia.....
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Artemis22 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:47 am

granted, but now you cant ever wake up :shock: :shock:

i wish for bacon
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby eembuc » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:28 pm

you buy fresh bacon from a butcher, but on your way home you get lost and end of in the wild. you don't have a way to cook the bacon, but a after a while you starve so you eat the bacon raw. the next morning you get horribly sick and slowly die for in a month.

yeah i know i'm mean and crazy (and sick. lol).

I wish I could :whistling:
(actually i can but i wanted to use a smiley for my wish)
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby cap1015 » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:36 pm

Your wish is granted and your are the worlds best whistler, however you can only whistle during sex, and sex instantly causes you to whistle..after a while all of your sex partners refuse because of the whislting, so now ever knows you are having self love when they hear you whistling..........LOL

as you say I know i"m sick and twisted hahahhahaha

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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby eembuc » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:14 pm

after 10 years you finally learn how to ride one. you buy a new unicycle that was super expensive and cost all your money. everything blows up except for you and a bunch of other ppl.

i wish that i didn't live in china.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby cap1015 » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:52 pm

Poof you now live on an island off the coast of South America, except that it only is inhabited by people formally living in China and they only speak chinese and you only get chinese TV/newspapers/food.........

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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Artemis22 » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:59 pm

granted, but your invisibility malfunctions, and you can never be visible again. Now everyone thinks ur a ghost :)

I wish i wasnt bored
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby eembuc » Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:18 am

You get murdered. If you're dead, how can you be bored?

I wish I was a cat.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Artemis22 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:24 am

granted, but you are captured by the pound and "humanely" euthanized.

i wish it was december
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby TheSleepingRose » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:35 pm

^ granted, but now you skip months every two days.

I wish that nothing horrible can happen to my wishes. :lol:
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby flame wing » Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:16 am

granted. but something annoying happens to your wishes. (You said horrible but now they are just annoying.)

i wish i was a guy who was popular, had cool hair, handsome and great at sports and lived a very happy life where ever i am.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby RibZ » Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:51 pm

You can have all of that. Too bad you live in a walk in freezer with no way out.

I wish I had the money to get my teeth fixed.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Artemis22 » Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:54 pm

Granted, but while you are getting your teeth fixed, the dentist inexplicably collapses and makes your teeth 10 % worse than before :D

I wish everyone would shut up, because I have a huge headache. :drool:
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby RibZ » Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:01 pm

They do- due to your sensory cortex becoming inexplicably absent.

I wish the yard would rake itself.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Artemis22 » Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:15 pm

Granted, however the leaves begin falling at a rate 10% higher than usual and the yard gets sick of doing all of your work and goes on strike.

I wish my parents weren't so annoying.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby RibZ » Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:19 pm

LOL. So now i don't have a yard... :cabbagepatch:

They aren't annoying, cuz they took off on vacation and didn't even bother telling you.

I wish I could get rid of this pain in my ear.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Artemis22 » Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:20 pm

Granted, but it is replaced with an even worse pain in your other ear :D

I wish I had unlimited money.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby RibZ » Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:28 pm

You do. Now you have to pay for everything in rubles.

I wish I was watching Nightmare Before Christmas.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby TheSleepingRose » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:29 am

^ granted but while you were watching the movie, your tv explodes.

I wish I had more friends...
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby RibZ » Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:37 pm

You have all the friends you can stand. Too bad they all hate each other and expect you to do the same.

I wish I had a pair of shower shoes that wash my feet for me.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby hidden soldier » Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:57 am

GRANTED, NOW THEY WON'T COME OFF AND YOU HAVE TO GO EVERYWHERE WITH THEM.


I WISH I DID NOT HAVE TO STUDY TO MAKE GOOD GRADES IN COLLEGE :(
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby RibZ » Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:09 pm

You get the grades without the studying. Too bad the other students report you for cheating.

I wish I knew how to rewrite my story and make it work.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby hidden soldier » Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:17 pm

granted, now you just have to cut the dogs stomach open to retrieve it.



i wish i could read womens thoughts
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby RibZ » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:17 pm

You can. We are all thinking Dream Moods...Dream Moods...Dream Moods

I wish I could get full.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby hidden soldier » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:50 pm

You are, you still can't stop eating. Have fun exploding.



I wish my car cleaned itself.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby RibZ » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:37 pm

It does by going through the car wash with the windows open.

I wish I hadn't spent two and a half hours at the eye doctor yesterday.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby beautifuldreamer928 » Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:12 pm

you decide to skip your next eye doctor appointment and you go blind!

I wish........ I wish i knew what to wish for xP
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby hidden soldier » Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:01 pm

You do and it is the perfect wish; however, it gets horribly corrupeted almost instantly.



I wish my hair was longer?
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby heatherharmon » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:33 pm

granted but it will be all frizz

i wish you would get mad at me
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby beautifuldreamer928 » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:50 am

granted but so does everyone else ^-^

I wish that i had a boyfriend
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Ironor » Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:07 pm

Granted, but he's a creepy old man rotting in your room.

I wish I had better social skills...
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