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Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby joeyjojo » Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:59 pm

Granted, but when trying to open the fridge from the lounge, you instead bring the fridge flying towards you, crushing you

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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby herodj » Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:09 am

Granted. However you hear every thought and go crazy forcing you to live the rest of your life in a mental hospital.

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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby rp0059 » Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:22 pm

Granted but you get 4 more in its place.
I wish tomorrow was here already so I can see black flag live!
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby sayuri » Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:06 pm

Wish granted but they're so horrible you can never hear again.
I wish I could run an animal shelter :-)
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby joeyjojo » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:13 pm

Granted but there is a worms epidemic, and you end up catching worms

I wish the bank would approve my loan faster so I can drive my new car to my sisters wedding on saturday
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:47 am

Granted. You get drunk at the wedding and fall on the cake. :blockhead:

I wish I could share one of Chasing Rainbows' lucid dreams.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby rp0059 » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:14 am

Granted but it turns into a nightmare that you can't control.

I wish my carrots would hurry up and grow.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby joeyjojo » Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:49 am

Granted, but there is a plague of rabbits loose in the area keen for some carrot action

I wish that the rest of the year would go at twice the speed
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby rp0059 » Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:20 pm

Granted but then you age quicker. .

I wish I could spend all day reading books and watching cartoons.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby joeyjojo » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:33 pm

Done, you are now 4years old and the priests "favourite" alterboy

I wish chocolate was healthy to eat
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby rp0059 » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:18 pm

Granted but it gives you the poos
Wish my tummy didn't hurt
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby joeyjojo » Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:34 pm

Granted, but you a addicted to feel good fattening food like cake and slices

I wish I get my apprenticeship I have passed into interview stage of
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby BrooksWindow » Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:43 pm

GRANTED BUT YOU END UP IN AN ALIEN SHIP INSTEAD :worry: :yikes

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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Sauron » Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:18 am

Granted but your cat will only use swear words.

I wish I could create my own planet.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:44 pm

Granted, but you can't live on it.

I wish I had a million dollars.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby herodj » Mon Jul 22, 2013 12:13 pm

Granted. However the U.S. Government comes in and takes it from you. Cause that's what you owe them in taxes.

I wish: I could be in a movie
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby BrooksWindow » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:08 pm

Granted, but now you are stuck in the movie, and never get free :o

:heartpump: :heartpump: :heartpump: i wish i could fix the world :heartpump: :heartpump: :heartpump: :heartpump:
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Sauron » Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:00 am

Granted but every time you fix something a million people die.

I wish I am an elemental being.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby BrooksWindow » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:20 pm

Granted , but your the wrong element for being

i wish i lived in an igloo
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby herodj » Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:41 am

Granted. But you end up frozen

I wish my life was a cartoon
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Sauron » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:23 am

Granted but every other cartoon you hate will be merged into yours.

I wish I looked like my profile pic :P
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby BrooksWindow » Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:48 pm

Granted, but now nobody believes your you and wont be around you anymore

i wish i had a higher metabulism
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby herodj » Sat Aug 03, 2013 10:37 am

Granted. But it puts you in the hospital for a very very long time.

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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby BrooksWindow » Sat Aug 03, 2013 1:41 pm

Granted but the show was cancelled and you have to pay the network for your story

i wish i won the lottery
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun Aug 04, 2013 5:38 am

Granted, but it was a fake ticket.

I wish smarties were vitamins.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby herodj » Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:30 pm

Granted: However you hate the taste and no longer use them

I wish I could be on t.v.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Sauron » Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:16 pm

Granted but now you cannot show your face publicly because of the stalkers and paparazzi.

I wish I could summon dragons.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:51 am

Granted: the first one you summon burns you to death! :evil:

I wish rocks were edible.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby BrooksWindow » Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:09 pm

Granted, but now you cant walk because you weigh 1000 pounds from eating rocks

I wish I could speak french :heartpump:
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Sauron » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:48 pm

Granted but nobody in the world understands French.

I wish my body no longer requires food or water.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby BrooksWindow » Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:49 pm

Granted,, but unfortunately you'd be dead :(

I wish I didn't have narcolepsy , :sleep: and sleep apnea , :dreams: I wish I could sleep normal
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Freya_Nightmist » Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:17 am

Granted. But you only got 3 days left to sleep nicely

I wish I wasnt born in this world, or any other worlds! ugh! :fuming:
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Sauron » Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:39 pm

Granted, but now you are born in Space.

I wish I could travel between Universes.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Freya_Nightmist » Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:10 pm

Too Human wrote:Granted, but now you are born in Space.

I wish I could travel between Universes.

Granted but u are stuck on another universe

I wish the world doesnt lie every time :alien:
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Sauron » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:48 am

Granted but now everyone tells the truth. And the truth hurts so much that people get heart attacks.

I wish I could steal Batman's suit.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby BrooksWindow » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:03 am

Granted but now you cant get it off and Robin is feeling needy and wont go away..ever...

I wish i was friends with the singer Adel
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Sauron » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:15 am

Granted but she lost her voice permanently.

I wish I could become invisible.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby BrooksWindow » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:24 am

Granted but now we can't see your clever witty posts............

i wish i typed faster
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Freya_Nightmist » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:33 am

I wish you two know how to play this game and the other dumb forum
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby The World-Eater » Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:38 pm

granted and now they are booooring.

i wish for a bigger economic crisis.!
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Freya_Nightmist » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:45 pm

The World-Eater wrote:granted and now they are booooring.

i wish for a bigger economic crisis.!

WTF
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Sauron » Sat Aug 17, 2013 1:54 am

Granted but now the Economic Crisis so so large that the world implodes.

I wish school is no longer something you are forced to do.

(One can learn so much more on the Internet these days)
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Freya_Nightmist » Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:23 am

Too Human wrote:Granted but now the Economic Crisis so so large that the world implodes.

I wish school is no longer something you are forced to do.

(One can learn so much more on the Internet these days)

Granted but you got addicted to the internet

I WISH THAT weird things stop happening
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Sauron » Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:28 am

Granted but now everything is boring and bland.

I wish I could be a Vampire.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Freya_Nightmist » Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:59 am

Too Human wrote:Granted but now everything is boring and bland.

I wish I could be a Vampire.

Granted but you cant control yourself on eating raw meat
I wish you would stop posting here :3
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby The World-Eater » Sat Aug 17, 2013 11:53 am

granted but now theres nooone to talk to.

i wish everyone is happy
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Freya_Nightmist » Sat Aug 17, 2013 8:29 pm

Granted but Im still not happy
I wish me and too human stop trolling
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Sauron » Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:20 am

Granted, but it'll only last for a nanosecond.

I wish I am faster.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun Aug 18, 2013 11:31 am

Granted, but your metabolism is so high you must eat constantly. :eat: :icecream: :candy:

I wish I knew how to post upside down exclamation points.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Ema4eva » Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:46 pm

All right, your wish hath been granted! But you can't make a normal exclamation point anymore, which makes normal exclamation point jealous, so it pops off the keyboard and attacks you until your eyes are stabbed out.

I wish I could meet Taylor Swift.
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