Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

by **The Kid In The Hat** on Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:41 pm

Wish granted, but you burn in Hell.
I wish Lent would pass so I can continue playing The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword on my Wii again.

by **rp0059** on Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:11 pm

granted but as son as you turn on the wii the console it catches fire and you have to wait weeks before you can replace it if even then.
wish I lived closer to the city so I could have more things to do,

by **mystichuntress** on Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:41 pm

wish granted, but you're sooo busy you don't have time to do anything else; not sleeping, buying groceries, or even doing your washing..

I wish I could give you a hug

by **The Kid In The Hat** on Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:27 am

Granted, but I have the Swine Influenza and you die.
I wish I was famous

by **NarutoUzumaki** on Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:28 pm

granted, but you are now a famous criminal and you are on the one of the world's most wanted.

I wish I could create things with my mind.

by **The Kid In The Hat** on Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:22 pm

Wish Granted, but every time you make something, it puts your mind in unbearable pain.
I wish it were Summer.

by **Naruto Uzumaki** on Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:27 am

Wish Granted but now there is a water shortage and everyone is now fighting over it.

I wish I had super awesome powers.

by **DramaNoMore** on Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:30 am

Granted, but now you're in the Super Awesome league, Where everyone is more awesome than you.
I wish I knew the healing powers of Music.

by **sayuri** on Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:12 pm

Granted but now people hate you and you have to live amongst the eskimos where music is socially inept.
I wish i could end world hunger

by **DramaNoMore** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:56 am

Granted, but by doing so, you gave more food to everybody, and obesity sky-rocketed...
I wish that everyone have a kickass holiday season!

by **The Cat Whisperer** on Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:56 pm

Granted: everyone gets their asses kicked! :lol:

I wish I didn't have PMS.

by **Hierophantic** on Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:09 pm

Wish granted. You now have a penis.

I wish I'd get a raise.

by **sayuri** on Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:02 am

Wish granted! You get a raise but somewhere in the world a little kid dies from not having any money for food.
I wish i was a super genius and could find the cure for cancer

by **Hierophantic** on Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:06 am

Wish granted, however the cure is eating feces.

I wish that I didn't get cold so easily.

by **sayuri** on Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:11 am

Wish granted! But then theres nothing but heat, making all the plant life of this planet go extinct due to lack of water
I wish there was such thing as a flying/ land car... That would make traffic so much easier

by **DramaNoMore** on Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:24 am

Wish granted, but, unlike your prediction, humanity is too dumb to handle the third dimension, and everyone flies towards the moon, and dies. Pedestrians rejoice!
I wish I were more flexible, ans less fat :lol:

by **The Cat Whisperer** on Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:37 pm

You learn yoga, and get anorexia. :evil:

I wish my brother didn't have autism. :banghead:

by **Hierophantic** on Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:18 pm

Wish granted. Your brother is now a Steven Hawking level genius and is ultra obnoxious about it.

I wish I wasn't so stressed.

by **sayuri** on Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:02 pm

Wish granted! But then everyone arounds you dies from boring spa music cuz youre de-stressing all the time

I wish it were legal to own a panda as a pet

by **MissionOO7** on Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:44 pm

Wish granted, but the panda flys back to japan where it belongs in the wild...

I wish I was invisible... and naked

by **The Cat Whisperer** on Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:41 pm

Wish granted: You are invisible, naked, and cold.

I wish I knew everything.

by **hymie8** on Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:11 am

The Cat Whisperer wrote:Wish granted: You are invisible, naked, and cold.

I wish I knew everything.

Your mind was blown because of the thing that you saw.
I wish to have immortality!

by **DramaNoMore** on Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:00 pm

Wish granted: You get to see the end of the universe, completely insane due to millenniums of loneliness. :chatter:

I wish I were senescent, to not age anymore.

by **Hierophantic** on Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:03 pm

Wish granted, but you are turned into an immortal cockroach.

I wish I were better at math and chemistry.

by **sayuri** on Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:00 am

Wish granted, but now youre stuck teaching an idiot that doesnt even know how to write his name (oh and theyre in high school too)
I wish i had some ice cream

by **The Cat Whisperer** on Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:45 pm

Wish granted: You have the ability to conjure unlimited quantities of dirt-flavored ice cream! :evil:

I wish I weren't lonely.

by **sayuri** on Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:30 am

Wish granted but youre followed by a person who doesnt know how to shut up
I wish I could talk to animals

by **DramaNoMore** on Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:38 am

Granted, but now you can't talk to any humans whatsoever.
I wish I had a less tiring job...

by **sayuri** on Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:10 am

Granted! But then you become so energized that you wind up staying up late for a week and not sleeping at all...
I wish i werent so groggy

by **sweetshar** on Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:59 pm

wish granted? hhhhmm lucky you.. :lol:

I wish you were here.

by **sayuri** on Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:09 pm

Wish granted! i am there but i destroy everything in your home before burning your home to the ground because i happen to be a pyro maniac
I wish I had the power to generate money with my eyes

by **tracesose** on Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:15 pm

Wish granted but you get mugged by a guy with a knife who gouges out your eyes.
I wish I could speak baby along with english.

EXTERMINATE!!!

tracesose

by **sayuri** on Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:20 pm

Wish granted, But eventually lose knowledge of the english language and can only speak baby.
I wish i had a magic carpet

by **sweetshar** on Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:35 pm

Granted, but you cannot use it because i am going to steal it.

To become a billionaire someday.

by **sayuri** on Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:54 pm

Granted! But now the rest of the world is in poverty and starvation is rampant....
I wish you had an iguana that would only eat apples

by **JLBaker** on Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:35 am

granted! but it ate all of the apples in the world and now the doctors wont stay away!!

I wish I had every season of Dexter

by **sayuri** on Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:45 am

Wish granted but your machine that you use to play them broke and is so outdated they dont sell any more.
I wish i had more coffee

by **JLBaker** on Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:42 pm

Granted! But now you have drank so much coffee that everytime you take a sip you :hurl:

I wish the damn W key on this computer worked and i didntt have to use the on screen keyboard to type one!!!

by **sayuri** on Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:55 pm

Wish granted but now your computer is broken and all the shops to fix it have closed down permanently.
I wish I knew how to bake without instructions

by **JLBaker** on Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:15 pm

Granted! But you went a little crazy with the baking and now your fat and people have gotten tired of your sweets

I wish I had every ps3 game ever

by **tracesose** on Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:01 pm

Granted, but after you get them all, your PS3 explodes and you don't have the money to replace it because you used it all to buy the games.

I wish I had the healing abilities of Wolverine and his metal skeleton.

by **sweetshar** on Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:05 pm

Granted but you'll be look like a wolf forever.

I wish i could travel the outside world.

by **tracesose** on Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:44 am

Granted but you fall down a volcano and die.

I wish I were mauled my a bear

by **sayuri** on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:26 am

Granted, but then the bear gets bored and decides it wants to marry you instead (awkward much :shock:

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I wish I were wonder woman

by **sweetshar** on Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:08 am

Granted but that will only happen after 500 years.

I wish time will come that i could indeed show what i really feel.

by **sayuri** on Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:29 am

Wish granted but the only feeling you can really show is sorrow, and you weep yourself dry and die.
I wish i had a million balloons

by **sweetshar** on Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:51 pm

wish granted, but it is expected that it will make you drown, not by water but by air.

i wish i could have my own computer someday..

by **sayuri** on Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:14 am

Wish granted but that computer goes insane and tries to kill people

I wish i had bot best friend (Smosh anyone?) :blockhead:

by **tracesose** on Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:01 pm

granted, but then the world explodes.

I wish I had the training of the League of Shadows (Batman anyone?)

by **sweetshar** on Tue Feb 05, 2013 3:05 am

Yes you can be, but you have to jump from a 24 story building first as for screening.

I wish to become a mermaid. :lol: