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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby heartsdreamer » Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:41 pm

Bubbydoll wrote:Ha ha ha! I love blonde jokes. All these are great. :lol:


Me too! Me too! :goldblob: :dancing: :balloons: :loony:
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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby heartsdreamer » Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:07 pm

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking.

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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby heartsdreamer » Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:09 pm

Q. How does a blonde moon walk?
A. She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby heartsdreamer » Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:15 pm

Q. How do you know when a blonde's been in your fridge?
A. Lipstick on the cucumbers!

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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby Bubbydoll » Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:06 am

heartsdreamer wrote:Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking.

:rofl:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: Nice one!
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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby BrooksWindow » Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:31 am

how do you drown a blond ???......put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool
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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby cannydreams » Sun Dec 16, 2018 8:29 pm

Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?
Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.”
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