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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby heartsdreamer » Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:41 pm

Bubbydoll wrote:Ha ha ha! I love blonde jokes. All these are great. :lol:


Me too! Me too! :goldblob: :dancing: :balloons: :loony:
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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby heartsdreamer » Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:07 pm

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking.

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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby heartsdreamer » Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:09 pm

Q. How does a blonde moon walk?
A. She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby heartsdreamer » Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:15 pm

Q. How do you know when a blonde's been in your fridge?
A. Lipstick on the cucumbers!

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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby Bubbydoll » Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:06 am

heartsdreamer wrote:Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking.

:rofl:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: Nice one!
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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby BrooksWindow » Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:31 am

how do you drown a blond ???......put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool
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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby cannydreams » Sun Dec 16, 2018 8:29 pm

Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?
Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.”
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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Mar 07, 2019 2:01 pm

Why did it take the blonde all day to do her laundry?

The labels in all her clothes said "Wash separately."
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Re: the best blond jokes!

Postby vindikated » Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:09 am

A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor. The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.” On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, “What happened to you?” The man said, “No one showed up.”


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