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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:38 pm

I don't want to know!
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Tal » Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:15 pm

operatormike wrote:So why did the mildly terrified people cross the runway?

Because it's a serious offence to loiter on the third runway at Heathrow no matter how much of a chicken you think you are.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:13 am

And there you have it. Why the chickens crossed the
Tal wrote:third runway at Heathrow
!

And we thought it was just to get to the other side all this time.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Fragile Skies » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:45 pm

The chicken has contractual obligations to comedy.

It may sound funny, but they are very restrictive.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Fragile Skies » Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:14 pm

...or perhaps there is pavement resurfacing, and the chicken risks being tarred and feathered.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Tal » Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:45 pm

There was no chicken. Or a road. But there was a dinosaur dreaming that her clutch of eggs would hatch into these weird, noisy creatures covered in a moss-like substance.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:28 am

So why did the mother dinosaur dream of weird and feathered spawn?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:35 pm

It was something she ate.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:52 am

Maybe it was bad chicken.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Xwikki » Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:24 pm

I once got chicken in my egg fried rice and wasn't too happy about it.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:41 pm

Sounds like it was really old! :lol:
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Xwikki » Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:57 pm

Actually I didn't even put together the fact that eggs and chicken meat are the from the same thing.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:22 am

Why did the chicken egg roll across the road?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon Nov 13, 2017 2:55 pm

To get to the Chinese restaurant.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Tal » Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:08 am

Which was closed for renovations.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Xwikki » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:31 pm

All of you guys are on another level entirely.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:18 am

We are about two inches (5 centimeters) above the pavement, the thickness of an egg roll, or of an egg rolling, whichever the rotation of time may turn out.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Sheena » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:06 pm

Old farts punning. Irresistable. Then gets tiresome even to selves.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:49 am

Wait a minute, old farts smell like rotten eggs, so the egg must not have made it all the way across the road!

We should not be asking which came first the chicken or the egg, we should be asking which came first the cart before the horse?Image
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Xwikki » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:01 pm

Old farts smell like nappies that haven't been changed soon enough. Actually... which came first? The baby's nappy or the old fart's nappy?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:40 am

Uh---Oh no...do farts have chunks?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Tal » Mon Dec 11, 2017 2:36 pm

Yes they do. Why do you ask?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon Dec 11, 2017 3:04 pm

I wonder if we'll ever get to the bottom of this.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:20 am

The bottom? really? did you just say that?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:59 pm

Technically, I wrote it. :geek:
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Tal » Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:40 am

You wrote it, not that.
And with a keyboard, no less.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:17 am

Well, if we are analyzing in detail, she typed it, not wrote that, so....
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:43 pm

We are overanalyzing, IMO.

Did I get caught typing what we were all thinking? :lol:
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:09 am

Maybe I was thinking what we were all typing.



Hey Tal and Cat and Vikki and visitors,

In my "Once Upon a Dream" thread, Sophie is walking in the desert. I fear if no one writes the next line, she may dry up and blow away!
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Tal » Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:11 am

I'm eating popcorn with the chicken. It's sick of crossing the road so I'm taking it to the beach tomorrow.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:14 am

I'll go with you. A bucket of chicken and a bag of popcorn at the beach sounds good.

(Except Lake Erie is frozen over a foot deep right now.) Maybe we'll go to a Stralyan beach.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Xwikki » Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:16 pm

People eat chicken and popcorn at the beach?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Sheena » Mon Jan 15, 2018 3:06 pm

There can be a desire for excess salt in a setting where quenching thirst is a near impossibility. Related to calcium depletion and low thyroid - which are common - would be a possibility.
At the French Riviera they are more sensible, snacking on fresh tomatoes after coming out of the salty water.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby JACKIJAKE6 » Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:59 pm

Because it was still sunny and the chicken was trying to avoid the floood...... :noisemaker:
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Sun Aug 26, 2018 5:29 pm

the chicken crossed the road .. to feature in the nrl bunker .. for when a try is given or disallowed ..

google it ..
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:59 pm

or ..

to join the Sydney Roosters NRL squad ..
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:04 am

Do you think they would allow a chicken to join the roosters?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:59 pm

why not ???

only one to find out ...


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