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Make Me Laugh!

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Make Me Laugh!

Postby dreamerseeker » Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:49 am

Share your funniest stories, most embarrassing moments, etc. It can be true or made up.

The goal is to make me (and whoever is reading) to laugh as hard as possible.

The only rule: Keep it clean (no sexuality!)
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Re: Make Me Laugh!

Postby dreamerseeker » Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:51 pm

Ok people, I'll go first.
I found this one on the internet and thought it was hilarious:


"I'm in a very strict choir that practices 2 times a week for two hours. We were having a dress rehearsal for an upcoming concert, so there was a brass band- with a tuba and trumpets and french horns and trombones and everything- accompanying us as we sang. Well, that day, I got my period for the first time, and I had a pad in my pocket just in case. Well, while we sang, the tuba played, and I started to get a runny nose. So I got up to get a tissue, and as I was walking across the room, my pad fell out of my pocket, onto the floor- in front of 6 choir directors (Male and female), as well as 200 kids (Male and female, 5th grade to 12th grade), and the brass band (old people, male and female).
You see, this would have been horrifying and awful enough. Except, there's more. You see, I didn't notice that my pad fell out straight away, so I kept on walking. And I stepped on it, and slipped, just like a cartoon character slips on a banana peel. I fell on my butt, and the pad went flying.... and landed in the tuba. The tuba guy started laughing, the choir directors started laughing, all 200 kids started laughing....."
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Re: Make Me Laugh!

Postby Piper7 » Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:34 am

In the summer we have ice vans, where are all the hot chocolate vans in the winter?
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Re: Make Me Laugh!

Postby passedout » Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:15 am

in Veronica Roth's divergent, there is an equal mix of comedy, action, and suspense; here are some funny quotes:


Peter: Tobias, you still got that gun?
Tobias: No, i figured i would shoot the bullets out of my nostrils so i left it upstairs.
Peter: *side eye*
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SPOILER ALERT
BOOK 3 SPOILER BELOW

Tris: they're going to kill me.
Tobias: I'm not going to let that happen.
(two books later)
Tris: *dies*
Tobias: ...
Fangirls: YOU HAD ONE JOB TOBIAS. ONE.
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Re: Make Me Laugh!

Postby dreamerseeker » Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:31 am

This one is old but I still laugh at it....


Me: Mom can I wear a dress?
Mom: No.
Me: Mom can I wear make-up?
Mom: No.
Me: Mom can I have a boyfriend?
Mom: No.
Me: But mom, I'm 18.
Mom: I know Kevin, I know.
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Re: Make Me Laugh!

Postby Nostalgic » Mon May 21, 2018 11:29 am

My husband spent all day at work the other day in odd shoes
I’m back
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Re: Make Me Laugh!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:08 pm

Once I went to the gym in odd shoes. And I pretended I was trying to start a trend! :cabbagepatch:
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Without chaos, there would be no creativity.
Dreams are free. Making them come true costs.
"Cheer up!" is the worst thing you can say to a person who is depressed.
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Re: Make Me Laugh!

Postby manda3d » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:14 pm

Girl: Ah, Finally, this is the moment!
Boy: Will you ever leave me?
Girl: Nah!
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yes, A lot!
Boy: Have you ever cheated on me?
Girl: Are you crazy?! Of course not!
Boy: Do you want to kiss me?
Girl: Everytime I get the chance!
Boy: Would you ever hit me?
Girl: Why are you even asking me this?! No!
Boy: Can I trust you?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Darling
Girl: Gasp No...
Boy: Will you marry me?

Now read it backwards
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