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Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:46 am

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? :ecstatic:
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:46 pm

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish, and the pot of glue is just thrown in for kicks? :lol:
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:51 pm

I knew you'd get stuck on that one!
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Mon Apr 25, 2016 2:47 pm

Oh! Now it makes sense!!

Music joke: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Mon Apr 25, 2016 4:40 pm

A Minor finds it!
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:16 pm

Close, but nope. A flat minor!

The second half of the joke: What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:34 pm

A Canon?

What happens when your feline friend destroys expensive equipment?
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:43 pm

A flat major, the first joke was meant to be a hint :)

They've got catsh*t crazy?
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:56 pm

Oh! Ok!

No, it's catlateral damage!
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:25 pm

Haha!

A man walks into a bar with a slab of cement under his arm. The bar tender asks him, "How many drinks would you like?" and the man replies, "One for me, one for the road!"
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:58 pm

xD

Two scientists walk into a bar. Ouch!
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:07 pm

That can't end well!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolled in the mud.
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:24 pm

What's Brown and Sticky.
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:28 pm

Peanut butter? Melty chocolate? Better yet, a melty Reese's peanut butter cup? :eat:
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:34 pm

All yummy, but nope!








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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:41 pm

Uuuuuuggggggghhhhh it was so obvious :dummy"

Why did the burglar take a shower?
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:53 pm

To erase the evidence?
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:00 pm

To make a clean get-away!
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:05 pm

:rofl:
Oh that was good!

Why do candy packages always speak in rhymes?
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:08 pm

To distract you from the cavity you might get?
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby Caesar » Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:25 pm

Oho. I'm working on a big one. Though i guess it's also partly an experiment.
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Wed Apr 27, 2016 3:21 pm

Because they are wrappers.

Ooh! Hit me with your best shot!
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon May 02, 2016 8:50 pm

What is a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, and crosses the road again?
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby Awakened » Tue May 03, 2016 2:07 am

Dirty double crosser.

What's the meaning of this icon :dj: ?
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Wed Jun 01, 2016 7:37 pm

Dj

Uh Idk.
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby Awakened » Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:51 pm

Going through the recovery of cataract surgery operation.
(To avoid sun rays, that's why she's wearing sunglasses)
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby C_R_A_Z_E_D » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:58 pm

Where did sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Thu Jun 16, 2016 11:44 am

Sooo... Sally has no arms.




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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:26 pm

Who's there?
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:09 pm

Not Sally.
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sat Jun 25, 2016 4:03 pm

Not Sally who?
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Sat Jun 25, 2016 4:29 pm

Not Sally, because she has no arms.


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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:53 pm

Who's there?
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Sat Jun 25, 2016 11:00 pm

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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:29 pm

Dwain who?
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:00 pm

Dwain the bathtub! I'm drowning in bubbles!
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon Sep 05, 2016 8:46 pm

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but I don't know how they get in there.
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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby aussie_musician » Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:30 pm

opening joke ..

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Re: Jokes. Because why not?

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Sep 14, 2016 9:07 pm

What do you call a cow with no legs?
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