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Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby ViperChik » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:56 am

1. Print a bunch of "Missing- Grilled Cheese Sandwich" signs make sure people see you posting them everywhere in public and be sure to look very sad.
2. Put a big price tag on your forehead and sit in a crowded area.
3. put a collar and leash on yourself and tie yourself to a pole outside of a store and bark at people walking by.
4. Get as close as you can to a security camera, look right into it and use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
5. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
6. Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
7. Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everythings normal.
8. Put a picture of a dog up on a dating site.
9. Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
10. Put a cookie into a glass of milk in public, when it sinks scream, "MY COOKIE DROWNED!" and then cry.
11. Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
12. Smear peanut butter all over yourself and go next door and ask for some bread.
13. Dress up as a gorilla and walk around the store with a cart full of bananas.
14. Throw a book at someone's face and say "You've been facebooked!"
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby BrooksWindow » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:55 pm

wow you must be very busy .........thats alot of public activityfor a little kitten such as yourself...
ok heres my public thing, true story, my girlfriend and i were on our way to a concert and all having fun and stuff ya know ,like ya do, and we parked in a parking ramp, and as we get into the elevator, my friend for some reason,, flashes her boobies to the security camera ......well, they arrested her.....can you believe it , some jerk decided he was offended??? say what??? first guy in the world to be offended right????? ,moral to the story? no flash boobies in elevators,
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby i_like_turtles » Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:15 am

Pretend to be one of those people who play music on the road but instead play mayonnaise and when people ask you what your doing say you have been taking mayonnaise lessons for a year and your a master at it and your dream is to make a mayonnaise band with other fellow mayonnaise players. (if know my reference your awesome)
When life gives you lemons dont cry about it! throw lemon juice in your enemys eyes
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby rainbowwine09 » Sun Jan 19, 2014 10:40 am

:harhar: I embarrass my friends when they're shopping.
One friend went to pay for something with a credit card and I asked her out loud, "You still have credit cards eventhough you've been evicted and your car repossessed?!"
The cashier looked absolutely disgusted!
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:46 pm

I used to make faces at security cameras. Then it occurred to me that that's immature, so now I wave and flash the peace sign at them. 8-)
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby Sauron » Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:57 pm

Last time, one day before Halloween, I scared people by wearing Micheal Myers outfit.

Good ol' times.
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:03 pm

When I was a child, I scared our dog by wearing a Mickey Mouse costume on Halloween. :lol:
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby rainbowwine09 » Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:25 am

Yesterday I asked a police officer if he had anymore 'get out of jail free' cards, cuz I lost mine last week!

The funny thing is he told me they only have those in Atlantic City!
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby Blee » Tue May 27, 2014 10:34 pm

Dress as Waldo and stand in a crowded area.

Dress as uncle Pennybags and write various monopoly locations in chalk on the sidewalk... And leave a top-hat, wheelbarrow, and iron in different squares.
When all else fails, you clearly need to brainstorm some better plans.
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby SnowWhite » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:34 pm

piss against a tree :D :D
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby EdanD7304024 » Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:27 am

When I was 8 months pregnant I was at the doctor's office for an appointment and waiting on the elevator. There were a bunch of other people waiting for the elevators, also. I, for some reason, decided to turn to my boyfriend and quite loudly say, "Babies come out the, butt right?" There were quite a few snickers.
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby AHall456 » Mon Mar 14, 2016 9:50 am

Wear a shirt that says life and hand people lemons
Put vanilla pudding in a mayo jar and eat it
Pour blue Gatorade/ poweraide into a Windex bottle and chug it
Sit in your car with a hairdryer and point it at people, 7 out of 10 times they slow down
Superglue coins to the ground/or floor and watch people try and pick them up
Dig a hole named love and watch people fall in love
I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby blueknight1257 » Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:51 am

In KFC, that was Valentine's Day and they are giving out 3 heart balloons. It was a lady pumping air in the balloon and I politely asked 3 from her. She smiled and gave me and asked me to whom I will give. Then I turn around and face her back saying "for you." The lady chuckled but accepted and thank me. :D

In McDonald's, the crew was taking my order. I asked her if I can take away my order and she said yes. I asked again to confirm "I can take away any???" and she strongly answered "Yes, sir. ANY. :) " Then I took her hand and head out of the store. She was shocked, but she laughed after she get what I did and we get back in the store to do the food ordering again. :lol:
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Sep 21, 2016 10:11 pm

Pretend your burrito is a joint
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby blueknight1257 » Fri Sep 23, 2016 11:43 pm

Pretend you're catching a mouse in the crowded street :goldblob:
Bring your own straw and drink on stranger's drinks :rasberry:
I hate small talks.
I want a good conversation that may start from hi
and goes to Van Gogh's arts or the lightyears distance between each solar systems,
thinking about why the moon float in the dark night but you still can eat ice cream watching it. ;)
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:47 pm

A follow up to one above:

Pretend you caught the mouse and pretend to eat it :geek: Five cool points to anyone who gets the reference.
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Re: Funny Things To Do In Public :D

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Oct 20, 2016 8:36 pm

Save your fortunes from Chinese restaurants and put them in the tip jar at a coffeehouse
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