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The coke magic machine!!!!!

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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Jezzabella » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:10 am

Out comes a penny.

I put in a welcome home mat
Sometimes the truth hurts.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:35 pm

Out comes a surprise party.

I put in a size 36DD bra.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:06 am

Out comes a pervy guy to see who wore it


I put in the perv (rather violently I might ad)
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:52 pm

Out comes Jane Badler in her costume from the origial V, a glass dome, strobe lights, a fog machine, a rubber snake, and a laser pointer. :geek:

I put in a blowtorch.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Thu Aug 28, 2014 10:13 pm

Out comes a beautiful blown glass cat of many colors. *here you go*


I put in Jareth the Goblin King
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:51 pm

Thank you. :)

Out comes Dobby the Elf.

I put in a coffee cup.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby KeyHunter » Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:55 am

Out comes the finest bat crap in the world. Mm mmm.

I'm putting in the greatest mystery ever. No one even knows it exists.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Sauron » Sat Aug 30, 2014 2:51 am

A nuclear warhead comes out.

I put in the One Ring... Replica.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Sat Aug 30, 2014 3:08 am

Out comes the real One Ring
And it's so pretty! I can hear it in my head!
It's speaking to me!
It says...It Says...IT SAYS!

It told me to put it back in
The fey wonders of the world only exist while there are those with the sight to see them.”
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Sauron » Sat Aug 30, 2014 3:38 am

Captain America's Vibranium shield comes out.

I put in Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby VenusInChains » Sat Aug 30, 2014 5:11 am

Out pops some rusty nails

I put in a mirror.
Oh well
Whatever
Never mind
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sat Aug 30, 2014 3:12 pm

Out comes a black cat.

I put in a tan vest worn by Marc Singer.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:42 pm

Out come 2 ferrets named Kodo and Podo

I put in a red tailed hawk
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:49 pm

Out comes a feather boa.

I put in a paper plate.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby BrooksWindow » Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:59 pm

out comes happiness no dish washing needed

put in :o this moment in time
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Jezzabella » Tue Sep 02, 2014 3:44 am

Out comes a giant sandstone pyramid.

I put in a bird bath
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:11 pm

Out come 1,000 origami cranes.

I put in a copy of God Game by Andrew Greeley.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:34 am

Out comes a motel Bible

I put in a fae queens crown
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Jezzabella » Thu Sep 04, 2014 3:27 am

Out comes a super nova.

I put in chopsticks
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:41 pm

Out comes an egg roll.

I put in a floppy disc.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:27 am

Out comes a polaroid picture

I put in the drink me bottle from Alice In Wonderland
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:11 pm

Out comes Kool-Aid! :lol:

I put in my old eyeglasses.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby BrooksWindow » Sat Sep 06, 2014 10:53 pm

out comes visions of the past

i put in 99 red balloons
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Sat Sep 06, 2014 11:30 pm

Out comes 101 Dalmatians

I put in a disney princess
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Jezzabella » Sun Sep 07, 2014 2:49 am

Out comes a firework.

I put in a goldfish.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun Sep 07, 2014 9:40 am

Out come real gold nugggets shaped like fish.

I put in a window pane.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Sun Sep 07, 2014 6:41 pm

Out comes the knockers from The Labyrinth


I put in Hoggle
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Steadfast101 » Mon Sep 08, 2014 1:19 pm

Out comes some of the Bog of Eternal Stench
Put in a marble
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:00 pm

Out come Marvel Comics.

I put in a guinea pig.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:00 am

Out comes an actual pig

I put in the peach from The Labyrinth
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:47 pm

Out comes a corn maze.

I put in Godzilla.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Steadfast101 » Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:23 pm

Out comes Space Godzilla

put in Mothra
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:46 pm

Out comes MothManRa


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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:08 pm

Out comes a chalupa.

I shove in all the "friends" who ever left me! :x
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby BrooksWindow » Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:21 pm

out comes unacceptable excuses

i put in a pile of regret
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:32 pm

It all comes running back out. You can't get rid of regret that easily. Here you go.


I put in the best years of my life (haha)
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:33 pm

Out comes the unmasking scene from V: The Final Battle.

I put in five Zumba bracelets.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Sun Sep 14, 2014 9:58 pm

Out comes a yoga mat


I put in a fluffy cloud shaped like a bunny
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Jezzabella » Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:59 am

Out comes pink cotton candy on a stick.

I put in a cowboy hat
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon Sep 15, 2014 9:07 pm

Out comes the cowboy who wore it.

I put in a Dementor.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:05 am

Expectro Patronum!

Out comes a little tiny squeeky mouse


I put in Draco Malfoy
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:07 pm

Out comes something unrecognizable.

I put on rubber gloves and put the unrecognizable thing back in.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:53 pm

Out comes Dobby!
Holding a reconstructed Draco Malfoy by the ear! :o


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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:07 pm

Out come giant spiders.

I put in the Sorting Hat.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:16 pm

(Glad you got the spiders :lol: )
Out comes the sword of Gryffindor


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The fey wonders of the world only exist while there are those with the sight to see them.”
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Namaste » Sun Sep 21, 2014 5:20 am

Out comes a spinning wheel.

I put in a 4 leaf clover.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun Sep 21, 2014 10:09 am

Out comes a dog named Rover.

I put in a petunia.
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Luidaeg » Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:53 am

Out comes a pig

I put in a prom dress
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby Namaste » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:19 am

Out comes a condom.

I put in a champagne flute
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Re: The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:55 am

out comes a dead slade

I put in a nice THEventura
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