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The coke magic machine!!!!!

Postby thepyrelord » Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:04 pm

everyone try this out!

Edit: this is my first topic ever so...... ya........

this is the basic rules of it:

1) insert something into the magic machine

2) then the person below you says something that came out of the machine

3) then the person below you puts somthing in the machine and this it continuses

ex)so, i insert a ninja :infinity:
ex2) you get a monkey
i insert a king :king: ......... so on

good luck!


i insert a ninja 1 more time... :infinity:
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Sasukeismine22 » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:07 pm

A Microwave comes out

I put the cupcake coin in :cupcake:
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Re: The magic machine

Postby RibZ » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:18 pm

A pound of broccoli comes out.

I force a crumpled bill in the coin slot.
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Re: The magic machine

Postby thepyrelord » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:18 pm

you get 100cents


i put in a atomic bomb...
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Re: The magic machine

Postby RibZ » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:51 pm

You get the worst diarrhea in history.

I call the machine a %*^(^ and then a *^&(*^^.
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Re: The magic machine

Postby thepyrelord » Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:48 pm

[size=50]it shoots you what a rocket launcher [/size]

hit it contuusly with a hammer :computer: :banghead: :dummy" :computer: :banghead: :dummy"
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Re: The magic machine

Postby RibZ » Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:54 am

It explodes in yer face.

I unplug the machine.
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Re: The magic machine

Postby thepyrelord » Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:50 pm

It takes a shotgun to your head

i Eat pasta with the machine
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Pyrocensored » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:13 pm

The machine all of a sudden loves you, has feelings for you, and wants to marry you

A baby comes out (not yours thank god)



I put people in the machine
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Re: The magic machine

Postby thepyrelord » Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:45 pm

It spits out disimbodyed parts of the peopels

i put in some fire-wood :fighting:
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Re: The magic machine

Postby HLluver360 » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:37 am

cole comes out.

i put in my homework :boogie:
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Smiley Lord » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:32 pm

All your teachers materialize in front of you and nag you continiously for 24 hours.

I toss an alien in the magic machine. :alien:
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Re: The magic machine

Postby HLluver360 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:28 pm

GRR. Out comes the aliens from Independance Day

I put in baloons :balloons:
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Smiley Lord » Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:08 pm

Your bloodstream is replaced with helium, and you float off into space, only to be caught by the aliens from Independence Day.

I throw Predator into the magic machine.
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Re: The magic machine

Postby HLluver360 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:39 am

Valtamore comes out and thinks your Harry Potter, then tries to kill you. Then you meet up with Robert Pattinson lol.

I put in my Sims 2 game
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Smiley Lord » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:22 am

You are plugged into the Matrix and made to live as a digital clown. :loony:

I throw in a ninja. :infinity:
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Lillith » Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:07 am

Bruce Lee comes out and kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

I put in hot chocolate sauce.................

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Re: The magic machine

Postby Pyrocensored » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:32 pm

You get strawberry sauce and a Chinese guy...

I put my penis in the machine

(^ it had to be done eventually)
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Lillith » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:10 pm

^ and you age by forty years by which time it is of no use..................... :lol:

I put in a Wham bar

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Re: The magic machine

Postby Pyrocensored » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:19 pm

You get a SlapStick.

I put in a new car.
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Lillith » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:23 pm

^ you get back a flying carpet

I put in a super sonic sausage dog with rubber flippers on its feet

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Re: The magic machine

Postby Pyrocensored » Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:50 pm

you get FBI agents sticking things in your ass...

I put a soda in it.
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Re: The magic machine

Postby HLluver360 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:02 pm

a can of liquid comes out that's in a cola can. you drink it and now will throw up everyday at noon :hurl:

i put in my pissed off cat :evil:
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Lillith » Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:48 am

out comes a man eating lion out for revenge for what you did to the cat!!!!

I put in kentucky bucket

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Re: The magic machine

Postby Smiley Lord » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:16 pm

You get crushed by a giant chicken.

I throw Chuck Norris into the machine.
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Lillith » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:45 pm

^ Jackie Chan comes out to claim his crown!!!!

I put in Willow the Wisp
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Re: The magic machine

Postby HLluver360 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:43 am

whatever that is, a dragon comes out and burns your whole city!

i put in a stuffed animal
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Lillith » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:59 am

(look it up on youtube) :D

Giant teddy bear comes out and bites off your head!!! :rofl:

I put in a sheep
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Re: The magic machine

Postby JLBaker » Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:13 pm

you fall asleep for 20 years

I shove my piece of junk computer in it :computer:
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Lillith » Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:08 am

^you get a brand new one, but you've missed the repayments on it so the company repossess it!!!

i put in a spacehopper

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Re: The magic machine

Postby thepyrelord » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:46 am

It....uhh... hops you into space :rawr:

I place a bakugan in there
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Silver » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:35 pm

a bloodsucking rubber duckie comes out

I put in a bottle of vodka
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Re: The magic machine

Postby HLluver360 » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:33 pm

out comes two shots and a druk person whos trying to rape you :cheers: :ecstatic:

i put in charlie the unicorn
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Silver » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:37 pm

Out comes some obnoxious guy named Charles who is a jackass :lol:

I put in blueberry waffles and bacon
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Re: The magic machine

Postby JLBaker » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:33 pm

they burn and catch on fire

i shove my brother who owes me 20 bucks into it!!! :fuming:
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Smiley Lord » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:55 pm

Your brother is converted into bronze, which you can sell for about 20 dollars.

I place the Large Hadron Collider into the machine...
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Silver » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:45 am

Swiss cheese comes flying out

I put my nightie in the machine :oops:
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Re: The magic machine

Postby thepyrelord » Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:59 am

Nothing comes out
:?

I place in a Pokemon (froslass)
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Anaghia » Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:05 pm

Jiggly Puff comes out and puts you to sleep :yawn: :sleep:

I throw in a pair of sunglasses 8-)
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Silver » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:06 pm

A blinding ray of light beams out and frys your retinas :o :hothead:

I cram a loaf of banana bread in
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Re: The magic machine

Postby thepyrelord » Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:08 am

It come out tosted, on a plate, with butter :lol:

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Re: The magic machine

Postby lissi-jayne » Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:01 am

Out comes your sister :D

I push a used piece of chewing gum in the machine...
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Re: The magic machine

Postby JLBaker » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:16 pm

the machine stops working!!!

I put in a mechanic
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Bloodghost » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:20 pm

You get a dead mechanic.

I put in a Video game.
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Re: The magic machine

Postby thepyrelord » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:19 am

Out comes a Wii


I place in a Nintendo DS
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Bloodghost » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:16 pm

You get a PSP.

I put in my newly aquired wii, hoping for an an xbox.
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Re: The magic machine

Postby thepyrelord » Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:44 am

You get a crushed WII

I place in a Windows 98 computer
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Lillith » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:39 am

^Out comes Bill Gates................... :shock:

I put in my noisy neighbours kids!!!! :fuming:

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Re: The magic machine

Postby Bloodghost » Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:15 pm

You get...SUED FOR KIDNAPPING. AND MURDER. In other words, you get dead, although less noisy, kids.

I put in a Katana.
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You have lost me."
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Re: The magic machine

Postby Gyrannon » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:51 pm

A paper sword pops out, nice trade!

I put a blank 5,000 paged book in the machine
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