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Impossibru!

Postby agnosticXangel on Thu May 24, 2012 5:22 am

On my geometry homework it asked for me to explain something in possible, just in general...
The point is to get as random as possible. Let's go!

For example: It is impossible to staple water to a tree.
Sometimes we should just stop and listen.
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby RibZ on Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:46 pm

It is impossible to reason with a nine-month-old kitten.
I'm confused. Stop talking.
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby rp0059 on Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:24 pm

it is impossible to touch a star
"What the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve" Napoleon Hill
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby RibZ on Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:44 pm

It's impossible to kiss a porcupine.
I'm confused. Stop talking.
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby agnosticXangel on Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:13 pm

It is impossible for a porcupine to make love to a balloon
Sometimes we should just stop and listen.
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby Yoshi13 on Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:51 am

It is impossible to kill a rock with a bird.
You'd think that I'd learn my lesson by now. You'd think that I'd somehow figure out, that if you strike the match you're bound to feel the flame. ~~Chris Daughtry


I need to get outta connecticut and graduate! 1 more year...
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby The Cat Whisperer on Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:14 pm

it is impossible not to laugh at this thread! :lol:
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby Hierophantic on Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:02 pm

It's impossible to make a hot frappuccino.
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby sayuri on Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:46 pm

It is impossible to talk to a penguin :D
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Of moonbeam, silver white;
His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."~Joyce Kilmer
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby Hierophantic on Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:14 pm

It's impossible to find a black polar bear.
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby The Cat Whisperer on Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:05 pm

It is impossible to drink water with a fork.
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby sayuri on Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:13 am

It is impossible to burp rainbows and fart glitter
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His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."~Joyce Kilmer
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby Hierophantic on Fri Dec 28, 2012 11:51 am

It's impossible to lick your elbow.
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby Hierophantic on Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:25 pm

It's impossible to care less about spam.
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby sayuri on Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:13 pm

It is impossible to become a nazi clown :D
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby MissionOO7 on Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:54 pm

It's impossible to fart from your moth and burp from your butt hole
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby MissionOO7 on Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:55 pm

its impossible to be impossible?
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby sayuri on Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:55 pm

Its impossible to not love puppies :D and kittens
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby confusedandDreaming on Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:03 am

It is impossible to take the past back
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby sayuri on Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:26 pm

It is impossible to kick a tiger in the face without it eating you
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby The Cat Whisperer on Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:53 am

It is impossible to make green from red and yellow.
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby tracesose on Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:20 am

It is impossible to go into a state of unbeing.
You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars.
I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
I just do things. ~The Joker

The world is cruel. The only morality in a cruel world is chance.
Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. ~Two-Face
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby HaZz22 on Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:22 am

is it posible to never make a mistake

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Re: Impossibru!

Postby ObliviousMeg1022 on Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:07 pm

Its impossible to do something impossible! Its true, dont deny it!
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby mbuddy on Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:24 am

it isimpossiibru to solve this word problem
if i have twenty apples and those said apples are thrown through an ecstatic wormhole at the speed of hair,using the theory of relativity how many penguins would i have after the apples exit. :geek:
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby Tal on Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:15 pm

74. Hah! I win!
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby The Cat Whisperer on Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:00 pm

^ That answer is impossible because 42 is the answer to everything! :lol: :geek:
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby joeyjojo on Wed May 08, 2013 3:45 am

It is impossible to understand the female logic :infinity:
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby Netb40 on Wed May 08, 2013 1:04 pm

It is impossible to enjoy cleaning up dog crap!
good or great?....you decide!
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Re: Impossibru!

Postby agamotto on Sat May 18, 2013 6:25 pm

It's impossible for you to go back in time and kill your grandfather three years before your father was conceived.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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