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Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:00 pm

Give a new answer to the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" It can even be one you think a celebrity or fictional character would give. For example:

Indiana Jones: A chicken! Why did it have to be a chicken?!
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:28 pm

cos it wanted to cluck ..

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i dunno ..





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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:35 am

Because she had a date with a rooster over there. :dummy"
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby cannydreams » Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:17 pm

ET : Because it wanted to phone home. :)
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:12 am

Albert Einstein:

The question is not 'why did the chicken cross the road', but what caused the chicken to cross the road before the egg? Or was the egg on the other side of the road before the chicken before the event could even take place?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:40 pm

e = mc 2 ....
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Mon Apr 24, 2017 9:06 am

Mario Andretti:

Why did the chicken try to cross the road, you mean!!!
She only got half way across!
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu May 04, 2017 8:32 pm

Tom Cruise: To jump on Oprah's couch.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Sun May 07, 2017 8:29 pm

because the Cat Whisperer saw the chook and wanted lunch .. or dinner ...



is that right C W ??? ...


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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Mon May 08, 2017 6:18 am

Colonel Sanders:

Because she saw me coming!
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Mon May 08, 2017 7:09 pm

so Col Sanders ..

what is the supposed "secret" recipe of your KFC ???
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon May 08, 2017 8:51 pm

He only uses chickens that didn't cross the road? :lol:
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Thu May 11, 2017 7:43 pm

croos ???
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu May 11, 2017 8:23 pm

Thanks for pointing that out.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Sun May 14, 2017 6:35 pm

where is a "point" so I can "point" out your grammar error ???

will an > do ???


or ... **croos** .....




:lol:





er ... sorry for that ... :neer:
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun May 14, 2017 8:35 pm

An > ?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Mon May 15, 2017 9:04 am

Just thought of something, my avatar, while I refer to as a red-tailed hawk, is also known as a chicken hawk!

Look at him watching that chicken crossing the road! :lol:
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon May 15, 2017 8:36 pm

And there we have it: the chicken crossed the road to get away from your avatar! :lol:
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Mon May 15, 2017 8:39 pm

this here ">" is an arrow ..

its on a computer keyboard ..
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Tue May 16, 2017 10:42 am

It becomes more of an arrow if you add a - or two-->
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Tue May 16, 2017 7:53 pm

aussie_musician wrote:this here ">" is an arrow ..

its on a computer keyboard ..

That is a greater than sign.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Thu May 18, 2017 6:31 pm

:roll:


fine .. I'll do exactly as its meant to be then ...

------->


happy now ???


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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu May 18, 2017 10:04 pm

Yes.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Sun May 21, 2017 6:36 pm

hooray ...
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon May 22, 2017 8:39 pm

To get the thread back on track:

It was hypnotized into believing it was a human.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Mon May 22, 2017 9:38 pm

pffft ..

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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:59 pm

William Shatner: To boldy go where no chicken had gone before.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Sun Jul 02, 2017 6:38 pm

and where would that be ???
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:38 am

across the universe!
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:36 pm

across the universe ???

what the ???




hey O.M have you read my dream .. in general discussion .. about me sitting on a park bench .. and a woman being sent to me ... ???
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Postby aussie_musician » Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:05 pm

actually .. I have to correct myself ..

its the dream of attempted hand holding and gifts ..
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:10 am

Dear AM,

I found a dream about you stealing a kiss on a bus and commented. Was that the one?
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Postby aussie_musician » Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:45 pm

you can comment for that one as well ..
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:38 pm

Shirley MacLaine: I was the chicken.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:39 pm

what does the chicken look like ???
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Sheena » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:00 pm

Bc that's where the Colonel left the dipping sauce.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:05 am

Ah, so the chicken was carried across the road in a KFC bucket! Never thought of that.
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Postby Xwikki » Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:30 pm

As a fellow Rick, I consider the fundamentals of this question to be based on Einstein's theory of relativity. Why are we asking "why did the chicken cross the road?" since why is a useless variable. Why is anything? Why not? Why not a pickle?

At which point in crossing the road did the chicken think why it was crossing the road? I think the more important question that we should really be considering is "how did the chicken cross the road?" At what point did space and time move its gravitational force around the chicken and allow it to cross the road? Did the chicken itself unconsciously move this force around itself in order to cross the road? Was the chicken an immovable object, were the observers standing still? Were the observers passengers from time and space itself?

Taking notes from the theory of Schrodinger's Cat we can assume that the chicken has both crossed the road and not crossed the road in the first place. The theory of relativity does not matter in this situation, however we can now assume there is both no theory of relativity, and also a theory of relativity at the same time. Similar to Schrodinger's cat in the box. Both dead and alive.

There was no chicken in the first place. Only questions.

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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Sheena » Tue Oct 10, 2017 10:16 am

Why a duck?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:56 am

Why not a cat?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Sheena » Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:24 am

Night at the Opera.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Xwikki » Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:12 pm

I found out the other day that dinosaurs relate more to birds than lizards and honestly I was shook. (Sometimes watching so many documentaries pays off).
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Sheena » Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:49 pm

Xwikki wrote:I found out the other day that dinosaurs relate more to birds than lizards and honestly I was shook. (Sometimes watching so many documentaries pays off).
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The egg.
What laid the egg.
A dinosaur.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Xwikki » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:27 pm

My mind has just been blown so hard I'm having an existential crisis.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:03 am

No need for a crisis. Perhaps you don't exist at all. Perhaps you are my dream.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Sheena » Wed Oct 18, 2017 3:17 pm

Mike is the butterfly that is dreaming kk.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:21 am

And I am safely across the road from the chicken. I am on a Queen Ann's lace flower drinking the nectar with my back to the road...and that chicken...
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Tal » Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:45 am

...realised that Queen Anne's lace flower nectar was really a powerful hallucinogen and what chicken had perceived as a road was, in fact, the third runway at Heathrow airport.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Xwikki » Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:36 pm

operatormike wrote:No need for a crisis. Perhaps you don't exist at all. Perhaps you are my dream.

Sounds too much like Inception.

Tal wrote:perceived as a road was, in fact, the third runway at Heathrow airport.

I've stopped off there a few times and there's so many people there with mildly terrified looks on their faces trying to find where they're going. So many lost chickens.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:16 am

So why did the mildly terrified people cross the runway?
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