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Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:00 pm

Give a new answer to the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" It can even be one you think a celebrity or fictional character would give. For example:

Indiana Jones: A chicken! Why did it have to be a chicken?!
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:28 pm

cos it wanted to cluck ..

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i dunno ..





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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:35 am

Because she had a date with a rooster over there. :dummy"
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby cannydreams » Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:17 pm

ET : Because it wanted to phone home. :)
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:12 am

Albert Einstein:

The question is not 'why did the chicken cross the road', but what caused the chicken to cross the road before the egg? Or was the egg on the other side of the road before the chicken before the event could even take place?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:40 pm

e = mc 2 ....
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Mon Apr 24, 2017 9:06 am

Mario Andretti:

Why did the chicken try to cross the road, you mean!!!
She only got half way across!
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu May 04, 2017 8:32 pm

Tom Cruise: To jump on Oprah's couch.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Sun May 07, 2017 8:29 pm

because the Cat Whisperer saw the chook and wanted lunch .. or dinner ...



is that right C W ??? ...


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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Mon May 08, 2017 6:18 am

Colonel Sanders:

Because she saw me coming!
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Mon May 08, 2017 7:09 pm

so Col Sanders ..

what is the supposed "secret" recipe of your KFC ???
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon May 08, 2017 8:51 pm

He only uses chickens that didn't cross the road? :lol:
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Thu May 11, 2017 7:43 pm

croos ???
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu May 11, 2017 8:23 pm

Thanks for pointing that out.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Sun May 14, 2017 6:35 pm

where is a "point" so I can "point" out your grammar error ???

will an > do ???


or ... **croos** .....




:lol:





er ... sorry for that ... :neer:
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun May 14, 2017 8:35 pm

An > ?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Mon May 15, 2017 9:04 am

Just thought of something, my avatar, while I refer to as a red-tailed hawk, is also known as a chicken hawk!

Look at him watching that chicken crossing the road! :lol:
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon May 15, 2017 8:36 pm

And there we have it: the chicken crossed the road to get away from your avatar! :lol:
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Mon May 15, 2017 8:39 pm

this here ">" is an arrow ..

its on a computer keyboard ..
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Tue May 16, 2017 10:42 am

It becomes more of an arrow if you add a - or two-->
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Tue May 16, 2017 7:53 pm

aussie_musician wrote:this here ">" is an arrow ..

its on a computer keyboard ..

That is a greater than sign.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Thu May 18, 2017 6:31 pm

:roll:


fine .. I'll do exactly as its meant to be then ...

------->


happy now ???


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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu May 18, 2017 10:04 pm

Yes.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Sun May 21, 2017 6:36 pm

hooray ...
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon May 22, 2017 8:39 pm

To get the thread back on track:

It was hypnotized into believing it was a human.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Mon May 22, 2017 9:38 pm

pffft ..

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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:59 pm

William Shatner: To boldy go where no chicken had gone before.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Sun Jul 02, 2017 6:38 pm

and where would that be ???
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:38 am

across the universe!
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:36 pm

across the universe ???

what the ???




hey O.M have you read my dream .. in general discussion .. about me sitting on a park bench .. and a woman being sent to me ... ???
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:05 pm

actually .. I have to correct myself ..

its the dream of attempted hand holding and gifts ..
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:10 am

Dear AM,

I found a dream about you stealing a kiss on a bus and commented. Was that the one?
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:45 pm

you can comment for that one as well ..
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:38 pm

Shirley MacLaine: I was the chicken.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby aussie_musician » Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:39 pm

what does the chicken look like ???
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby Sheena » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:00 pm

Bc that's where the Colonel left the dipping sauce.
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Re: Chicken Joke

Postby operatormike » Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:05 am

Ah, so the chicken was carried across the road in a KFC bucket! Never thought of that.
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