The Wish Game

[m83]

granted, but you have to give your shattered heart to get the answer.

i wish i never had to worry about money.

[saramina]

Granted but then u discover what heartbreak is too. I wish I had a better answer to ur wish...lol!

[irrevocably]

granted, but you will loose your child hood memories

i wish i could sleep for years!!!

[m83]

Granted, but you will never sleep deeply.

I wish green lights lasted longer.

[MissWong]

Granted. Now you keep driving and driving never stopping until you run out of gas in the worse neighborhood.

I wish for more rain.

[irrevocably]

granted, but now you have built up a hurricane!

i wish i wasn't scared of ghosts

[MissWong]

Granted. You die and become one, so you cannot fear what you now are.

I wish for a piece of pie.

[m83]

Granted, but the filling has mold.

I wish for a shopping day!

[irrevocably]

granted, but you don't get to keep any of those items - they get donated to a children's orphanage!

i wish i had great health!

[m83]

granted, but you have to endure all sorts of testing to confirm your health.

i wish for perfect vision!

[MissWong]

Granted but you also get X-Ray vision with it and now cannot stand to look at people.

I wish to be taller.

[m83]

granted, but since you are considered a giant, everyone is afraid of you and you are not allowed to enter eateries, theatres, etc.

I wish ice cream didn't melt so fast.

[MissWong]

Your ice cream remains so hard as not to melt all your teeth break off trying to eat it.

I wish all the clouds looked like kittens.

[irrevocably]

granted, as a result kittens also start raining all over your house

I wish I was iron man!

[m83]

granted, but everything you touch breaks.

i wish i could bottle laughter.

[Yoshi13]

Granted, but now you filled with eternal sadness.

I wish i didnt have to study for my permit and still pass.

[m83]

granted, but what you passed was the DMV and now you can't go back.

i wish i had a boyfriend.

[Yoshi13]

, granted, but now you like women. Too bad you married your boyfriend before you realized this


I wish I was a famous singer and had fans.

[MissWong]

Granted but you become so popular that a mass of fans trample you death in an alley way as you are trying to out run them

I wish it could always be sunny out.

[m83]

Granted, but now you've created a desert.

I wish the weekend lasted longer.

[MissWong]

Granted but you stuck with an annoying friend from childhood you dislike and an ex who you hate even more and all three are trapped in an elevator.

I wish for a magical gold coin.

[The Cat Whisperer]

You get one, but it will turn into slime unless you give it to someone who truly needs it by midnight.

I wish my cat could talk.

[orionfoxgibson]

Granted.
But now hes abusive.
I wish people were not petty or stupid.

[Skree]

Granted.
But now hes abusive.
I wish people were not petty or stupid.

Granted, but now they are just jerks and annoying.

I wish i had 5 lady friends who desire my body

[MissWong]

Granted but they are all cannibals and desire your body to eat.

I wish I didn't have to work anymore.

[orionfoxgibson]

Granted
But one day you wake up and realize you are plugged into "the matrix".

I wish food was free.

[m83]

Granted, but now there is no food left.

I wish there were answers to all the big questions.

[orionfoxgibson]

Granted. The Answers are Painful to hear, know, or say.
I wish all food could be cooked in under ten minutes.

[The Cat Whisperer]

Granted, but now all food tastes like cardboard.

I wish grass were pink.

[orionfoxgibson]

Granted., But Now youre Alergic to it.
I Wish M.I.T's Nanobot was perfected and Improved to do the stuff we see in fims and comicbooks Today.
http://images.google.com/imgres?q=Pink+ ... ,s:0,i:124

[sayuri]

Granted, but now youre out of a job and are a hobo... Sorry
I wish my stupid comp wasnt so slow