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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby EnesisZero on Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:45 pm

I kill you using hypnotism...
'point gun at head'
'pull trigger'
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby nicco99 on Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:07 pm

i kill you by...um....killing you....and then i give u a
colourful funeral :D with balloons and confettii and a "we'll miss you" sign and a "come again" sign :D
The worst feeling is not death. It is knowing that you aren't needed, that you're alone in this world and that you no longer have a reason to live.
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby EnesisZero on Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:11 pm

I kills you by poisoning all the juice in your house without anybody knowing and then you drink it all ...
At your funeral I hold up a sign: "get well soon" and "I told you it tasted funny"
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby Artistic_And_Gothic on Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:38 pm

i kill u with a muffin. :cupcake:
just cuz its possible. not sure how yet, but ill do it i tell u! :whoa:
dude. lifes a total b*tch, then u die.
when life throws u lemons, throw them back and say "make ur own damn lemonade, i want revenge!" XD
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby EnesisZero on Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:42 pm

hmm.... :idea: <-- takes light bulb and smahses you over the head with it. I KILL YOU!!!
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby Artistic_And_Gothic on Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:24 pm

evil :o
ok u.....
lets see......
:idea:
**pulls off ur arm and beats u to death with it**
DEAD! :fighting:
dude. lifes a total b*tch, then u die.
when life throws u lemons, throw them back and say "make ur own damn lemonade, i want revenge!" XD
we turned this world into the mess it is now, so we have to fix it.
art and music are my life.
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby AnikaWaters on Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:01 pm

i kills you by putting you inside a ballon filled with carbon and helium and other bad chemicals for your body and letting youfloat away, out of this atmosphere...
*innocent smile*
FEAR THESE THINGS!!! :balloons:
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby EnesisZero on Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:27 am

I kill you by getting my good friend hunger to pay you a visit so u get so hungry that you eat yourself
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby nicco99 on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:43 am

i kill you by...umm.....shooting you with a bubble gun!!! :D the bubbles are that toxic and stuff that you die because you ated a bubbles!!
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby Smiley Lord on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:13 pm

Bubbles? Okay... I kill Nicco with a giant bubble, using it to levitate her high up into the air, then use my dart gun and watch you fall!
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby AnikaWaters on Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:08 pm

i kill you by forcing you to jump across rows of barrels that are at least a yard away from each other.
but that's not all..
throw in a group of sharks circling the barrels, and my mission is complete
^-^
muahaha
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby Artistic_And_Gothic on Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:16 pm

haha, i kill u by forcing u to eat a pound of salt :harhar: :eat:
dude. lifes a total b*tch, then u die.
when life throws u lemons, throw them back and say "make ur own damn lemonade, i want revenge!" XD
we turned this world into the mess it is now, so we have to fix it.
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby nicco99 on Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:28 pm

i kill you by...ummm..giving u a chain mail!! that you then dont send on....and not knowing that its cursed...so you die an hour after you deleted it!! :? then i send you a get better soon email :D
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby AnikaWaters on Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:26 am

a get better email thats cursed..?
:evil:
xD


well..
i kill you by forcing you to watch Twilight for 24 hours a day!!!!
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby nicco99 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:51 pm

i kills you by umms.....tackaling you on a jumping castle....i forgot i had a knife in my pocket...so terefor you get stabbed...and die...by loss of blood... :(
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby Dayzd_chik on Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:44 am

haha...(just saying) :rofl:
i need a signature...lol :p
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby AnikaWaters on Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:04 am

i kill you by making you eat whatever this guy had for lunch --> :hurl:

>.>
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby nicco99 on Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:33 am

hmmm....i once wrote down 200 ways of dying...well more like 197 cus i couldnt think of three more...


^i kill you by pushing you into the pit of death..which happened t turn into the pit of living...but you still died anyway :?
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby Artistic_And_Gothic on Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:00 am

i kill u by forcing u to watch re-runs of "The Hills" until ur brain explodes. (id last about 30 seconds, lol)
dude. lifes a total b*tch, then u die.
when life throws u lemons, throw them back and say "make ur own damn lemonade, i want revenge!" XD
we turned this world into the mess it is now, so we have to fix it.
art and music are my life.
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby Bubbydoll on Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:50 pm

*whispers* I watched the hills before :|

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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby Artistic_And_Gothic on Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:07 pm

SCREAMS!!!! NO!!! PLEASE!!! SPARE ME!!!!

ok evil one...... i kill u by forcing u to listen to hannah montana (aka miley cyrus) for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, until u starve to death!
MUAHAHAHA!!!!! :evil: :ecstatic:
dude. lifes a total b*tch, then u die.
when life throws u lemons, throw them back and say "make ur own damn lemonade, i want revenge!" XD
we turned this world into the mess it is now, so we have to fix it.
art and music are my life.
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby Smiley Lord on Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:15 am

Damn... That's just cruel...

I'll strap you to a chair and have you watch every episode of Monty Python without sleep until you die laughing!
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby Artistic_And_Gothic on Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:03 pm

die laughing? sounds good to me!
best way to go.

ok now for something truly evil....
i lock u in a tiny cage with a black widow spider. if u even so much as flinch, she'll bite u. (btw: venom from the black widow is excrutiatingly painful...)
;)
dude. lifes a total b*tch, then u die.
when life throws u lemons, throw them back and say "make ur own damn lemonade, i want revenge!" XD
we turned this world into the mess it is now, so we have to fix it.
art and music are my life.
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Re: Kill the user above you.

Postby BloodstainedHurricane on Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:45 pm

I'll put you into a sodium pentobarbital coma and inject you with potassium chloride so your death is painless and you have a heart attack while you're not conscious

see I am so nice :bored:
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