Kill the user above you.

by **Bubbydoll** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:34 am

I kill you with a mutant scorpion that is able to drag your body off to some dark pit.

by **EnesisZero** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:16 am

I kill you by calling down divine judgment:
" Holy Powers cast thy purifying light on this corrupt soul. Rest in peace sinner, Judgment!"

( I so copied Kratos there

)

by **AnikaWaters** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:06 pm

i kill yuu by sacfrificing you to all the stupid pop up adds that freaking bug me!!!!!

...

muahahaha.

by **EnesisZero** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:51 pm

two words: shoot out XD and your caught in the cross fire

by **Bubbydoll** on Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:27 am

Force you to spend 24hrs with Paris Hilton after that you'll kill yourself.

by **AnikaWaters** on Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:06 am

i kills you by making him eat yuu!! :ecstatic:

YAA!!!!

by **Smiley Lord** on Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:04 pm

I kill you by forcing you to watch 24 straight hours of Teletubbies.

by **AnikaWaters** on Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:37 am

how about Yo Gabba Gabba?
^-^
i can last trough that

i kill you by sicking my evil dog onto you!!!
GO! CHIHUAHUA POWER!!!!

by **Tera** on Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:43 am

I kill you by making you sit in an elevator with the torch up to the 100floor without any STOPS!! BUWHAHAHAHAHA

by **Artistic_And_Gothic** on Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:13 pm

i kill u for..... well, just being u.
and i do it by pulling out all ur blood vessels, then knitting them into a sweater, which i burn cuz i can.

by **AnikaWaters** on Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:35 pm

Dayo wrote:I kill you by making you sit in an elevator with the torch up to the 100floor without any STOPS!! BUWHAHAHAHAHA

whee!!!! ROLLAR COASTER MADNESS!!!

Artistic_And_Gothic wrote:i kill u for..... well, just being u.
and i do it by pulling out all ur blood vessels, then knitting them into a sweater, which i burn cuz i can.

i kills yuu by sending all the leprechauns of the world to attack you!!!!
MUAHAHA
GO my little leprechauns!! :lep:

by **Artistic_And_Gothic** on Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:51 pm

oh no!
how'd u know that was my one weakness?!
no matter, because i kill u and ur leprochauns (because i HATE leprochauns) by boiling u in oil and making u smell one of my dogs nasty farts. enjoy! :cabbagepatch:

by **AnikaWaters** on Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:45 pm

O.o
i kill you by taking away all music from you!!!!

[which would kill me after two days

]

by **Artistic_And_Gothic** on Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:38 pm

no!
impossible!
that would kill me in a mere 24 hours! what strange demon are u?!
fine then, i kill u by poisoning ur favourite food AND taking away ur music! muahaha!

by **Artistic_And_Gothic** on Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:42 pm

well i kill u cuz u used a voodoo doll!
how?
lets just say that voodoo doll u used wasnt of me.... :halo:

heheh, i just took suicide to the next level

by **EnesisZero** on Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:45 pm

I kill you using hypnotism...
'point gun at head'
'pull trigger'

by **EnesisZero** on Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:11 pm

I kills you by poisoning all the juice in your house without anybody knowing and then you drink it all ...
At your funeral I hold up a sign: "get well soon" and "I told you it tasted funny"

by **Artistic_And_Gothic** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:38 pm

i kill u with a muffin. :cupcake:

just cuz its possible. not sure how yet, but ill do it i tell u! :whoa:

by **EnesisZero** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:42 pm

hmm....

<-- takes light bulb and smahses you over the head with it. I KILL YOU!!!

by **Artistic_And_Gothic** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:24 pm

evil

ok u.....
lets see......
:idea:

**pulls off ur arm and beats u to death with it**
DEAD! :fighting:

by **AnikaWaters** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:01 pm

i kills you by putting you inside a ballon filled with carbon and helium and other bad chemicals for your body and letting youfloat away, out of this atmosphere...
*innocent smile*
FEAR THESE THINGS!!! :balloons:

by **EnesisZero** on Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:27 am

I kill you by getting my good friend hunger to pay you a visit so u get so hungry that you eat yourself

by **Smiley Lord** on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:13 pm

Bubbles? Okay... I kill Nicco with a giant bubble, using it to levitate her high up into the air, then use my dart gun and watch you fall!

by **AnikaWaters** on Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:08 pm

i kill you by forcing you to jump across rows of barrels that are at least a yard away from each other.
but that's not all..
throw in a group of sharks circling the barrels, and my mission is complete
^-^
muahaha

by **Artistic_And_Gothic** on Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:16 pm

haha, i kill u by forcing u to eat a pound of salt :harhar:

by **AnikaWaters** on Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:26 am

a get better email thats cursed..?
:evil:

xD

well..
i kill you by forcing you to watch Twilight for 24 hours a day!!!!

by **Dayzd_chik** on Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:44 am

haha...(just saying) :rofl:

by **AnikaWaters** on Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:04 am

i kill you by making you eat whatever this guy had for lunch --> :hurl:

>.>

by **Artistic_And_Gothic** on Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:00 am

i kill u by forcing u to watch re-runs of "The Hills" until ur brain explodes. (id last about 30 seconds, lol)

by **Bubbydoll** on Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:50 pm

*whispers* I watched the hills before

^ Throws a radio into your tub while it plays a Britney Spears marathon.

by **Artistic_And_Gothic** on Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:07 pm

SCREAMS!!!! NO!!! PLEASE!!! SPARE ME!!!!

ok evil one...... i kill u by forcing u to listen to hannah montana (aka miley cyrus) for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, until u starve to death!
MUAHAHAHA!!!!! :evil:

by **Smiley Lord** on Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:15 am

Damn... That's just cruel...

I'll strap you to a chair and have you watch every episode of Monty Python without sleep until you die laughing!

by **Artistic_And_Gothic** on Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:03 pm

die laughing? sounds good to me!
best way to go.

ok now for something truly evil....
i lock u in a tiny cage with a black widow spider. if u even so much as flinch, she'll bite u. (btw: venom from the black widow is excrutiatingly painful...)

by **BloodstainedHurricane** on Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:45 pm

I'll put you into a sodium pentobarbital coma and inject you with potassium chloride so your death is painless and you have a heart attack while you're not conscious

see I am so nice :bored:

by **Bloodghost** on Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:21 am

I call Disturbed to beat you to death with guitars while one of them suffocates you with a guitar string...for copyright infringement.(Glances at username)

I however am NOT nice in the ways of murder. :infinity:

by **Artistic_And_Gothic** on Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:54 am

haha, neither am i.....

ill give u bobonic plague, also known as the "black death" or "black plague". it was a common disease in the middle ages, and the victim ends up with black boils on various parts of their body, and its horribly uncomfortable. u will have a slow, suffering death. then ur body must be burned, along with all the things u have touched in the last week or so.

by **Xwikki** on Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:09 pm

Ummmm for being artistic and gothic, I choke you to death on paint, (sounds like the X-Files... :shock:

) correction: red or black paint. Then create a paint from your blood, using it to cover your walls in messages you never recieved/told anyone. Making a story from past mistakes. :lol:

(I don't have a vivid imagination, it runs in the family).

by **Queen_of_fire** on Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:55 pm

I'd kill you by telling you with my telepathy

by **Artistic_And_Gothic** on Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:16 pm

i kill you by sticking u to a crocodile. a mad one. that hasnt been fed in a week. and u have no form of defense.
i kill u because i can. thats my reason. dont like it? dont care. ur dead, i dont care what dead ppl think right now

there, arent i the nicest ever? NOT lol

by **Smiley Lord** on Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:38 pm

I kill you by having the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Barney, the Teletubbies, a trashy Rap band, and the loudest Heavy Metal group I can find play their songs full blast in front of you, one after the other, cycling with each other over and over until the sheer amount of horrible music makes you beg for death! And when you do beg for it or faint, I'll read bad fanfiction to you (starting with My Immortal) for a month until you die from starvation, then I'll have a medium summon your spirit at your funeral while Stephanie Meyer reads Twilight to your grave and tries to hook you up with a ridiculously sparkly and abusive boyfriend in death.

by **Artistic_And_Gothic** on Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:36 pm

ooooh... nasty :lol:

i like it

anyways, i guess this means that i must kill you then, huh? well then, if i must, i shall poison you with a poison that causes instant death.
i kill you because i have to since i posted this thing, lol

by **Artistic_And_Gothic** on Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:40 am

so thats how ya wanna play it.....
alright then, i tried to play nice, but alas, you're on my bad side... :fuming:

so i kill you by giving you a poison that makes you fall into a deep sleep, your heart rate slow down, and people to think that you are dead.
they will bury you with a funeral, and then later, when you wake up, you will be trapped underground until you suffocate or starve to death.
when they find you, yoour fingernails will be torn and bloody, because you tried to claw your way out.

by **EnesisZero** on Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:27 pm

I kill you by pointing this wand at you and...

Avada Kedavra!

by **Xwikki** on Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:08 pm

I just kill you... Flat out.
WIN>!!!!!
:rofl:

by **Xwikki** on Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:59 pm

I blink with my third eye>! *blinks third eye*
FAILLLL>!! :rofl:

by **EnesisZero** on Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:00 pm

I kill you by forcing you to listen to britney spears covering honanah montana songs

ur not getting away this time..

by **Xwikki** on Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:11 pm

NWAHHHHHHHH>!!!! NEARGHHHHH>!! *Head explodes*

by **EnesisZero** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:55 pm

i kill you by trying to launch a firework and having it fly right at you.

by **Xwikki** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:21 pm

I eat your soul, because I'm hungry.

*knom*

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:26 pm

I kill you by throwing yummy cupcakes!!!!

*throws- :cupcake:

*

lol