Strange dream, I was on the toilet...

[hannlinnea]

Hey. Im new here, so sorry, I dont know if this is the right place to come with this topic. But I wonder if someone could please help me to understand a dream I had last night. I was dreaming I was sitting on the toilet. It was a public toilet, but it didnt have any walls around. So people could just stare at me. I was taking a shit there, and I was afterwards going to dry my ass with some toiletpaper. But i was drying and drying. But the shit was still there. This is the most strange dream that I ever had:P

What does this mean?

[RibZ]

Try posting this in the dreams section.

[shweet leef]

It means you should stop falling asleep on the toilet

[Creamy Gooey Mayonnaise]

nice one

[nicoleanddaniellebffl]

are you serious thats gross maybe u are way to into poop!!!! maybe you shouldnt think about that before going to bed

[Noonie]

are you serious thats gross maybe u are way to into poop!!!! maybe you shouldnt think about that before going to bed

HAHA!! Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard......eh I'll never be fully mature (going to be 23 this year haha!). Yeah, I have never had a dream about poo......that's kind of gross.

[shweet leef]

A sure sign that you dream about poo too much is when you get up..................you feel like crap

[shweet leef]

And now for something completly diffrent.



Accidental gun shot shatters toilet

CENTERVILLE, Utah, Jan. 15 (UPI) --
Police in Utah said they have confiscated a man's .40-caliber pistol after the weapon accidentally fired in a restaurant bathroom and destroyed a toilet.

Investigators said the 26-year-old Salt Lake City man, who had a concealed weapons permit for the gun, suffered minor injuries to his arm as a result of porcelain shards sent flying from the exploding toilet at the Centerville Carl's Jr. fast food eatery, The Salt Lake Tribune reported Thursday.

Police Lt. Paul Child said the man told officers the gun fell out of its holster while he was pulling up his pants. He said no charges were filed against the man but the firearm was confiscated for safe keeping.

He was a little shook up, so we just wanted to take it right then and allow him time to gather himself before releasing it to him, Child said.


A whole new meaning too Blow it out your ass

[shweet leef]

I just can't let this "go" OMG






Restroom requiem: 'It was a good toilet' gunned down in the line of doody!

The Salt Lake Tribune

Posted: 01/28/2009 03:59:02 PM MST


What should you do when your toilet dies in the line of "doody"? Have a funeral, of course.

On Friday at 10 a.m., the Carl's Jr. restaurant in Centerville will have a "moment of silence" for the potty that was destroyed last week when a patron's handgun fell out of the holster and fired as he was hitching up his pants.

The bullet shattered the toilet and sent sharp shards into the man's arm. The 26-year-old, who had a concealed-weapons permit, was treated at the scene for minor injuries.

But the "john" was destroyed, and the national hamburger chain is feeling the loss. "By all accounts, it was a good toilet; reliable and well liked by customers and crew members alike," wrote Brad Haley, executive vice president

The late, well-liked and oft-visited deceased. (Tribune file photo)of Carl's Jr. marketing, in a tongue-in-cheek note posted on the company's Facebook page.

"It seems only fitting to have a formal service to let everyone say goodbye to such a critical member of our team that was in very close contact with the public each and every day," Haley eulogized. "Our thoughts go out to the surviving men's room urinal and porcelain sink. We only hope that the new toilet can fill the void left by its predecessor, but so far it hasn't made much of a splash."

The outpouring from the community has been overwhelming, said Carl's Jr. manager Christian Martinez. "We have received e-mails and cards from all over the country expressing condolences for our loss," he said. "People will have the chance to say



goodbye in their own way at the memorial service."

Employees at the restaurant, 385 N. 800 West, will hand out bottles of Kaboom® Bowl Blaster toilet cleaner to the first 50 funeral attendees, he said, as "it was the toilet's favorite."

[Naisha]

I would say it's about eliminating something, out of your life or out of your psyche.
Maybe you're concerned about what other may think, that's why the restroom has no walls.
The lack of privacy...could also mean exactly this.

[shweet leef]

You did notice that this nutjob only posted one time,and never returned too see if there was even any reaction.
This is a joke.

[bellerose]

first of all, i am going to start off by being immature which is NOT my usual approach
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO !!!!
ok now that that is over with
i believe you feel exposed, insecure and embarresed about something in your life (thus no walls in ur bathroom )
i believe taking a shit (pushing) lol meaning u want to push those things away from you
as far as the poo still staying there i believe those things u are pushing away from you are still there
which perhaps is why u feel insecure or exposed
let me finish by saying you are not a wierd person LOL
you just have wierd dreams lol anyways i hope this helped
-stay happy

[dreamyqueenie83]

i will admit, i had a similar dream, but i didnt dream about shit...

but the decoding are good

you feel embarrased about something that happened in a public place and no one will let u forget about it.

[Vhaidra]

holy crap sorry had to ok aside from this being almost as weird as the guy who had a dream about having intercourse with his mother, I think it is your way of feeling judged, you are on the toilet -embarrassing situation- and in addition everyone can see. The fact that you keep wiping your ass sorry, this is an odd post lol and nothing is happening may be you trying to hide your actual personality from people you want to impress... thats all I've got, sorry I seem like a douche...this is just ..different

[Vhaidra]

holy crap sorry had to ok aside from this being almost as weird as the guy who had a dream about having intercourse with his mother, I think it is your way of feeling judged, you are on the toilet -embarrassing situation- and in addition everyone can see. The fact that you keep wiping your ass sorry, this is an odd post lol and nothing is happening may be you trying to hide your actual personality from people you want to impress... thats all I've got, sorry I seem like a douche...this is just ..different