One of my more... interesting... poems...

by **Cay Lin** on Sat Apr 17, 2010 10:17 am

The good thing about being a guy is that no one can spread rumors about you being pregnant and getting an abortion.

by **Xwikki** on Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:12 pm

Cay Lin wrote:The good thing about being a guy is that no one can spread rumors about you being pregnant and getting an abortion.

WELL... That can be argued against.

by **Soul Void** on Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:05 pm

let me know when ur done talking about THAT particular topic... i wont be coming back to this thread until you are...

by **Xwikki** on Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:13 pm

Whaa>? XD Oh dear, you don't take well to sexism.

I apologise. :lol:

by **Soul Void** on Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:16 pm

abortions, vikki, but i take offense to sexists, too

by **Xwikki** on Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:24 pm

Oh>! I see. I apologise. :shock:

Oh, I'm horrifically sexist. :shock:

Especially on PMT.

by **Soul Void** on Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:27 pm

i dont mind YOU being sexist, its when dudes are, that pissed me off - chick have earned the right after what happened in the past

by **Xwikki** on Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:36 pm

Oh>! That's okay then.

Most men are twats, what can ya do>? Of course you and the odd few are lovely Steven. ^.^

by **Soul Void** on Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:52 pm

aww XD

by **greenhavoc** on Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:53 pm

Women belong in the kitchen,or in the bedroom..other than that they should just shut the hell up.

by **Xwikki** on Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:00 pm

greenhavoc wrote::yawn: Women belong in the kitchen,or in the bedroom..other than that they should just shut the hell up. Now make me a sandwich.

You left it out, I couldn't help myself. ^.^ Sounded too much like my brother.

by **Cay Lin** on Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:20 am

I'm sorry Steven. Abortions a touchy topic for you? sorry. I was just thinking about all the rumors going around my school about this one girl who supposedly had a few abortions, and i was thinking about how lucky it would be to be a guy and not be able to get blamed for that. Plus, you don't have to go into labor and strain for hours to produce a baby who's head is twice as big as the hole it came from. Or compare stretch marks with the woman in the next room. :lol:

by **Xwikki** on Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:26 am

I would be scared if your vagina was half the size of a babies head regurally.... BLACCKKK HOLEEEEEE *AHHHHHHHH>!!!!* :rofl:

by **Cay Lin** on Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:19 am

yeah, true. But i mean, how the hell is a baby supposed to come out of there!? That must HURT!

by **Soul Void** on Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:30 pm

yes, cay, they are touchy for me... i dont joke around when it comes to those, and if i fuond out who started those rumors - if i went to your school - i would gladly bitchslap the buttmucher who started them... and if it was a guy, i'd do something especially horrid to him, and he would never joke about it again...

by **Xwikki** on Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:33 pm

Cay Lin wrote::rofl: yeah, true. But i mean, how the hell is a baby supposed to come out of there!? That must HURT!

What I'm worried about is the state of it afterwards>! :shock:

Most people don't give birth properly nowadays, it's all the range to have seseriums. *Can't spell it to save my life*. :lol:

Soul Void wrote:yes, cay, they are touchy for me... i dont joke around when it comes to those, and if i fuond out who started those rumors - if i went to your school - i would gladly bitchslap the buttmucher who started them... and if it was a guy, i'd do something especially horrid to him, and he would never joke about it again...

Can you come to my school please>? ^.^

by **Soul Void** on Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:39 pm

i would if i could, but then i'd be kicked out for beating up some "random" kid for starting pregnancy rumors, and im not ready to involve police (especially since i hate most of them, anyway)

by **Xwikki** on Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:45 pm

I was merely joking my dear.

The police would get involved with simply a kid's fight over there>??!?

Woah, harsh policemen. Most of them turn a blind eye here. Fight = a couple of weeks suspension at the most. :lol:

by **Cay Lin** on Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:33 pm

Soul Void wrote:yes, cay, they are touchy for me... i dont joke around when it comes to those, and if i fuond out who started those rumors - if i went to your school - i would gladly bitchslap the buttmucher who started them... and if it was a guy, i'd do something especially horrid to him, and he would never joke about it again...

Good for you. People shouldn't joke about killing something. Even if that something is only theoretical.

by **Xwikki** on Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:42 pm

Theoretical, how so>?

by **Cay Lin** on Sun Apr 18, 2010 7:04 pm

well, if you are only rumored to be pregnant, then the baby is only theoretical.

by **Xwikki** on Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:07 pm

Ah>! I see I see.

by **Cay Lin** on Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:04 pm

oh yes...

by **Soul Void** on Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:37 pm

*sigh*

by **Cay Lin** on Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:43 pm

sorry Steven. let's talk about something else. If you were in prison and had a last meal, what would it be? (i can't get my mind off of food right now, even though i just had a snack. And I can't think about eating food if i have to worry about the calories. if you're gonna die, you kind of don't worry about that. See, there's logic behind my morbidity.

by **Soul Void** on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:18 pm

my last "meal" would be rather unorthodox, but it would get me through the "last" part...

by **Xwikki** on Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:11 pm

If I knew I was going to hell on my last day on Earth, I'd be like munching out on people. Om nom nom nom. :rofl:

by **Soul Void** on Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:05 pm

i would be "eating" people, but it would be females only XD if you get my drift

by **Cay Lin** on Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:52 pm

Oh my.

My last meal would be:
Chicken fried rice and an eggroll, some deep dish pizza (no sauce), chocolate brownies (with nutella), pecan pie, shoofly pie, rhubarb pie, chocolate walnut pie, some red velvet cake, mint chocolate chip ice cream, some dates (the fruit), and an almond joy bar. along with a TON of other stuff. i've been craving food lately, regardless of whether or not i just ate. i wonder what's wrong with me...

by **Soul Void** on Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:26 pm

lol wow, ur gona be a chub chub by the time ur done lol

by **Xwikki** on Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:38 pm

Soul Void wrote:i would be "eating" people, but it would be females only XD if you get my drift

I walked into that one again. :shock:

Cay Lin wrote:Oh my.
My last meal would be:
Chicken fried rice and an eggroll, some deep dish pizza (no sauce), chocolate brownies (with nutella), pecan pie, shoofly pie, rhubarb pie, chocolate walnut pie, some red velvet cake, mint chocolate chip ice cream, some dates (the fruit), and an almond joy bar. along with a TON of other stuff. i've been craving food lately, regardless of whether or not i just ate. i wonder what's wrong with me...

I've never actually tried pecan pie. XD Hmmm. When I was around 11 I started putting on a shit load of weight, comfort eating depressionist. :lol:

Soul Void wrote:lol wow, ur gona be a chub chub by the time ur done lol

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING FAT>!!?!! I'll have you know I'm a member of the fattie club. :rofl:

by **Soul Void** on Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:43 pm

i never said there was anything wrong with it, i was stating a fact - though healthwise, its a bad thing - you eat THAT much ur gonna be more than just bloated lol

by **Cay Lin** on Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:52 pm

yeah, well, if it's my last meal then i won't really care... i love food. actually, i love food that is bad for me.

by **Soul Void** on Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:00 pm

i understant... i like things that are bad for me too... like breathing... and eating... and waking up in the morning... XD it all leads to pain, but we do it every day... no stopping it unless u give up...

by **Cay Lin** on Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:40 pm

yeah. and you can't give up. Life's like a roller coaster that never stops unless you fall off or jump off. When it finally does stop, it's only for you and no one else.

by **Xwikki** on Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:42 pm

Well this is a dandy topic. :lol:

by **Cay Lin** on Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:45 pm

isn't it?

by **Soul Void** on Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:50 pm

i sense the sarcasm in your voice, vikki

by **Xwikki** on Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:53 pm

May the force be with you, young Steven. :unworthy:

by **Cay Lin** on Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:10 am

by **Soul Void** on Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:11 pm

by **Cay Lin** on Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:44 pm

by **Soul Void** on Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:56 am

anybody want one of my NEWest poems? not even on FB yet

by **Cay Lin** on Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:06 pm

Is this a trick question? Of COURSE!

by **Soul Void** on Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:45 pm

this is about my ex
---------------------------------
KENNEDY'S ASSASSINATION:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You broke me
I hate you
I'd rip out your heart... See More
But you are
Not worth it
So, we will now part
Stay out of
My life, you
Retard, hypocrite
I have
Nothing for you
But several clenched fists
I dont give
A damn if
You ruin your life
Dont ask me
To help you
Cause YOU left MY life
So make your
Decisions
But leave me alone
Or risk what
Will happen
If you call my phone
'Cause I will
Not answer
You, I will ignore
To stay out
Of trouble
Away from YOU, whore!

by **Cay Lin** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:59 am

Aw, Steven... :hugs:

The poem is great, by the way. (The last lines are my fave...)

by **Soul Void** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:00 am

mine, too
that bitch needs to be shot

by **Cay Lin** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:09 pm

Aw... (what did she do, if you don't mind my asking...)

by **Soul Void** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:23 pm

she's my ex, and its a long story

by **Xwikki** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:51 pm

Uh-o