movies and disappointing Johnny Depp

[joeyjojo]

Last night I dreampt I was an assistant to Johnny Depp on a movie.
After the filming was finished I was working through the prop warehouse/goods inwards area,
And Johnny came up to me to check through all the crates and shelves for a particular parcel addressed to a particular name(i forget the name now) becasue it was a research/sample prop for his next movie.
So I starting working through all the boxes looking for this particular name. I didn't think anything particular about the name, just thinking he ordered it under an alias name.
After checking all the shelves and boxes I start to become a little frustrated and ask the warehouse guy who is ft and bald about the box. He says to me "Oh I never ordered that thing, because I read in Vanity fair that that movie is no longer going ahead so I didnt see the importance in ordering it"
So I go out the front and look for Johnny, then a bus load of the super hot female actresses from the just finished movie arrives and they all get off after just coming back from a shopping/sightseeing trip to the city.
I ask everybody how their trip to the city was while looking for Johnny.
He dosent arrive. But he calls me on the phone instead.
I tell him what the storeman said, and he said no worries, and tells me what the thing was to be so I can go and remeasure it and order it.

It was a light switch and a large square base proberrally about 4"x4" with 2 switches on it.
I start to unscrew it from the wall to take as a sample, 1 switch turned on all the ceiling fans in the house I was in, the other the lights.
It was held in with 4 really large over size screws, which I only had a mini screw driver set (the type you use the repair glasses) the first screw driver wasnt sitable so i get the 2nd river and start taking the screws out.

While Im doing this Johnny has arrived behind me and starts talking to me about what he wants to do with the next movie.
He says he wnts to use me as an experiment, byt cutting my back, he said, 3 cuts, only small like a paper cut but about 3" long at the lower middle and upper back to test someones pain thresholdthroughout the day with the cuts there and how it effects thenin theoir daily routine. I umm and ahh about it a while but dont do it and end up waking up after that.


Thoughts?