Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

[Guardian7347]

Actually, I truly am eating a bowl of cereal as I'm reading, and replying to, this thread.

So. Greeny. Exactly how often do you post without ocular assistance?

Ooh get you eh ! I truly hope it's a quality cereal you're having, none of this bargain bucket weetabix or the like
Without ocular assistance Greeny is like a tortoise on it's shell

Mmmm Apple Cinnamon Cheerios!

Good choice of cereal there, only legends eat apple cinnamon cheerios I would propose to you but Guardian got in there first and I accept their proposal. Saturday OK with you?

Saturday would be spectacular. Just do me a favor and don't tell my wives. We'll move you to my compound,er...communal ranch immediately after the ceremony where you will forgo any further contact with friends or family members who refuse to accept me as their messiah and/or messenger of God. Either one will be fine.

[Greeny2012]

Yes, yes it is. All the cool kids eat far superior cereals my friend, for example Sugar Puffs, Bran Flakes and Spar's cheap verison of Corn Flakes called Morn Flakes - however, Special K is not an acceptable breakfast in my book, it's usually eaten by guardian readers I heard.
I heard Martin Skrtel eats 9 inch nails for breakfast before wiping around his mouth with sand paper

Skrtel is a freak to be fair even if he didn't eat nail! And he will never be able to break a mans leg with a ball and thus will never be the hero riise was!
Also he isn't as hard as delap! He can't even throw a ball for big black men to fall into! Thus skrtel is inferior due to decreased ball thorwing skills!
Also on the cereal front I'm bored of talking of cereals! End of!

You cereal killer.
Martin Skrtel is so hard that when he doesnt do push ups, he pushes the earth down. He'd eat Rory Delap's face and wear it as a hat as well.

Leave rorys face out of this! It has been through enough already! Also i forgot to tell you that petar besivic was looking at this forum and by petar I mean the one who used to post with us occasionally before the glory days of you, me and jonoman! Back when we were new pieces of shits to this forum yet still hilarious!

[ihaveadream123456789]

Actually, I truly am eating a bowl of cereal as I'm reading, and replying to, this thread.

So. Greeny. Exactly how often do you post without ocular assistance?

Ooh get you eh ! I truly hope it's a quality cereal you're having, none of this bargain bucket weetabix or the like
Without ocular assistance Greeny is like a tortoise on it's shell

Mmmm Apple Cinnamon Cheerios!

Good choice of cereal there, only legends eat apple cinnamon cheerios I would propose to you but Guardian got in there first and I accept their proposal. Saturday OK with you?

Saturday would be spectacular. Just do me a favor and don't tell my wives. We'll move you to my compound,er...communal ranch immediately after the ceremony where you will forgo any further contact with friends or family members who refuse to accept me as their messiah and/or messenger of God. Either one will be fine.

It's a date then . I won't tell any of the rest of your hareem about this but I aint goin in no compound fool

[Greeny2012]

Ooh get you eh ! I truly hope it's a quality cereal you're having, none of this bargain bucket weetabix or the like
Without ocular assistance Greeny is like a tortoise on it's shell

Mmmm Apple Cinnamon Cheerios!

Good choice of cereal there, only legends eat apple cinnamon cheerios I would propose to you but Guardian got in there first and I accept their proposal. Saturday OK with you?

Saturday would be spectacular. Just do me a favor and don't tell my wives. We'll move you to my compound,er...communal ranch immediately after the ceremony where you will forgo any further contact with friends or family members who refuse to accept me as their messiah and/or messenger of God. Either one will be fine.

It's a date then . I won't tell any of the rest of your hareem about this but I aint goin in no compound fool

You are my god guardian! I am your number one fan!I have shirts with your face on and other such memrobillia! Please can I join these camps that sound so joyful?

[Guardian7347]

I just had this uncontrollable urge to willie-nillie come in here and show you guys love because you asked for it. I also am obliged to feel sorry for the three of you since you cry sometimes when I don't love you. As a complete stranger, I love you guys! This may be too soon in the relationship, but I think we should move in together. Would you like to meet my parents? I was thinking a fall outdoor wedding would be perfect! You're so damn needy! I need my space! Maybe we should try a...trial separation. It's over, I just don't love you like that anymore! Maybe we could try again...for the children's sake. Latte anyone?
There! A complete relationship in 15 seconds, and you didn't even have to take your hands off the keyboard or brush your teeth. What can I say, the world moves faster and faster.
No bullshit though, you guys are funny as hell, even if you are rude assholes. People need to never take you seriously or else everyone will spend a lot of time being pissed off with you for no good reason. They should wait for a valid reason to be pissed with you. I don't know if you hijacked that thread or not, but I know it's definitely your MO to do so in the name of fun. Either way, keep grabbing people by the short and curlies and pulling, it makes things more interesting around here. lol

first of all we are not needy if anything it is you who is needy smothering us with your love! However due to the fact you are the only guardian reader any of us have loved we will forgive you if we get a Full letter of apology! Also that time we cheated on you? Get over it! WE WERE ON A BREAK!

Also ihaveadream, is my sight some form of joke to you? Do you know what it is like to be pretty much blind? Leave me alone!!!

Finally I would like to say thar there us no other cereal then crunchy nuts! That shit you eat is nothing compared to it!

I only smother those who WON'T STOP CRYING! And in all fairness, the smothering only happens if the shaking is ineffective, or they are too heavy to shake. Old people, while extremely vulnerable to shaking, are just too damn heavy for it! You have to smother old people.

Guardian reader! How dare you! I am offended, at least whenever I'm not being offensive to others. I despise that shit-paper publication so much, I've never even been across the ocean, just to make sure I never run into a copy of it. Well, ok, that's entirely a fabrication, but it WOULD be true, if it were truer.

A full letter of apology? As opposed to a partial letter? Exactly what all entails a letter of apology? Is there a standardized letter of apology I could google?

Cheated? Who cheated? It's not infidelity if we're both doing the same hooker at the same time high-fiving each other!

[Guardian7347]

[quote="Greeny2012

You are my god guardian! I am your number one fan!I have shirts with your face on and other such memrobillia! Please can I join these camps that sound so joyful?[/quote] All are welcome! We don't sip lattes either. Would you like some kool-aid instead?

[Guardian7347]

[quote="ihaveadream123456789
It's a date then . I won't tell any of the rest of your hareem about this but I aint goin in no compound fool [/quote]
Awww...come on! We've got cookies! And kool-aid!

[Jonnoman]

OHAI Guys. What have i missed?

[Guardian7347]

OHAI Guys. What have i missed?

Nothing much, would you like to come live on my cult compound and drink Jim Jones kool-aid? The party will be just before the next comet comes through with the aliens hiding in the tail that will take us all away to their home planet and use us as sacred sex toys to be ravaged by hot alien chicks like the green girl from Star Trek. Speaking of, why do so many alien races look humanoid?

[Greeny2012]

OHAI Guys. What have i missed?

Nothing much, would you like to come live on my cult compound and drink Jim Jones kool-aid? The party will be just before the next comet comes through with the aliens hiding in the tail that will take us all away to their home planet and use us as sacred sex toys to be ravaged by hot alien chicks like the green girl from Star Trek. Speaking of, why do so many alien races look humanoid?

nice one guardian, take the joke too far and ruin the thread! No one has commented since you took it too far! I am disappointed in you and expect a full written apology for such disgraceful behaviour!

[Tal]

OHAI Guys. What have i missed?

Nothing much, would you like to come live on my cult compound and drink Jim Jones kool-aid? The party will be just before the next comet comes through with the aliens hiding in the tail that will take us all away to their home planet and use us as sacred sex toys to be ravaged by hot alien chicks like the green girl from Star Trek. Speaking of, why do so many alien races look humanoid?

[Guardian7347]

OHAI Guys. What have i missed?

Nothing much, would you like to come live on my cult compound and drink Jim Jones kool-aid? The party will be just before the next comet comes through with the aliens hiding in the tail that will take us all away to their home planet and use us as sacred sex toys to be ravaged by hot alien chicks like the green girl from Star Trek. Speaking of, why do so many alien races look humanoid?

HA! I have been validated!...sort of. See that Greeny meany? Tal commented even after I ran the cult joke six feet under! So as far as that written apology goes, you can roll it up, light it up, and smoke it up while sipping your latte! *Do Guardian readers smoke pot?*

[Guardian7347]

OHAI Guys. What have i missed?

Nothing much, would you like to come live on my cult compound and drink Jim Jones kool-aid? The party will be just before the next comet comes through with the aliens hiding in the tail that will take us all away to their home planet and use us as sacred sex toys to be ravaged by hot alien chicks like the green girl from Star Trek. Speaking of, why do so many alien races look humanoid?

nice one guardian, take the joke too far and ruin the thread! No one has commented since you took it too far! I am disappointed in you and expect a full written apology for such disgraceful behaviour!

Wait a second...apologize for disgraceful behavior? Me apologizing to you for MY disgraceful behavior would be very much like one porn starlet calling another porn starlet a slut! Now I could apologize for not being disgraceful sooner. You would have a valid complaint there, and for that I apologize.

[Greeny2012]

OHAI Guys. What have i missed?

Nothing much, would you like to come live on my cult compound and drink Jim Jones kool-aid? The party will be just before the next comet comes through with the aliens hiding in the tail that will take us all away to their home planet and use us as sacred sex toys to be ravaged by hot alien chicks like the green girl from Star Trek. Speaking of, why do so many alien races look humanoid?

nice one guardian, take the joke too far and ruin the thread! No one has commented since you took it too far! I am disappointed in you and expect a full written apology for such disgraceful behaviour!

Wait a second...apologize for disgraceful behavior? Me apologizing to you for MY disgraceful behavior would be very much like one porn starlet calling another porn starlet a slut! Now I could apologize for not being disgraceful sooner. You would have a valid complaint there, and for that I apologize.

I will be validation judge and u say that comment doe not validate and condone your actions!
Also my disgraceful behaviour and your disgraceful behaviour is very different, my disgraceful behaiour is funny without fail whereas yours involved joke killing which is very low!

To answer the question about guardian reader smoking pot, they do but meduatelu after they complain to the BBC that the BBC made them get high due to some controvesial thong show earlier that day that the BBC actuallu had no control over!

[Guardian7347]

OHAI Guys. What have i missed?

Nothing much, would you like to come live on my cult compound and drink Jim Jones kool-aid? The party will be just before the next comet comes through with the aliens hiding in the tail that will take us all away to their home planet and use us as sacred sex toys to be ravaged by hot alien chicks like the green girl from Star Trek. Speaking of, why do so many alien races look humanoid?

nice one guardian, take the joke too far and ruin the thread! No one has commented since you took it too far! I am disappointed in you and expect a full written apology for such disgraceful behaviour!

Wait a second...apologize for disgraceful behavior? Me apologizing to you for MY disgraceful behavior would be very much like one porn starlet calling another porn starlet a slut! Now I could apologize for not being disgraceful sooner. You would have a valid complaint there, and for that I apologize.

I will be validation judge and u say that comment doe not validate and condone your actions!
Also my disgraceful behaviour and your disgraceful behaviour is very different, my disgraceful behaiour is funny without fail whereas yours involved joke killing which is very low!

To answer the question about guardian reader smoking pot, they do but meduatelu after they complain to the BBC that the BBC made them get high due to some controvesial thong show earlier that day that the BBC actuallu had no control over!

I will be the appellate validation judge, and as the defense attorney for the comments in question I argue that I did NOT, in fact, kill the joke, or the thread. While the joke had indeed ran the full course of it's life expectancy, it died a natural death. The silence that followed was instead the mourning period for the recently deceased comedic bit. Therefore, Tal's comment could be construed as the eulogy, albeit a very brief one, and NOT the pity laugh I paid good money for.
Moreover, since the prosecution isn't here at this particular moment to expose my argument for the weak flimsy house of cards that it is, as the judge I decreee that all charges of joke and thread homicide are without merit and find in the defendants favor. Not guilty!
I would just like to take this moment to thank my family for standing behind me through this whole ordeal. It's been really tough for us all, but I knew in my heart that I would be found innocent. I'd like to thank God for this day. Without you Big Man, this day might never have come! And for all you who supported me, thank you, I love you all!

[Greeny2012]

Waoh! Seems like you're celbrating too soon, I won't settle until I get justice for the joke that was brutally murdered and the thread that was beaten until an inch of life and was in intensive care for weeks! Taking this issue right to the top of the justice system, Telford crown court! Where ihaveadream will be judge and jonoman and me the only members of the jury! Good luck with that!

I think that we should get back on topic now, people who love us! And why endelbendel hates us!

[atx911]

Endelbendel hates anyone/everyone who doesn't agree with his point of view.

[Guardian7347]

Endelbendel hates anyone/everyone who doesn't agree with his point of view.

So....that pretty much wraps up THAT conversation! lol

[Greeny2012]

Endelbendel hates anyone/everyone who doesn't agree with his point of view.

So....that pretty much wraps up THAT conversation! lol

no his Haterid for us goes deeper then that! I want answers from endelbendel!

[atx911]

I just received a very lovely and heartwarming private message from ol' endelbendel.....it was only 3 words but made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. He said...and I quote..."Fuck you creep."
Now I ask you....isn't that the sweetest message you ever heard? I was almost brought to tears.
The one thing I've found with this sweet charmer is that if you disagree with his point of view and call him on his bullshit...he runs for the abuse button and flags your response...but in the same breath he can split you in half (or at least try to) with his forked tongue.
What a hypocrit!

[Bubbydoll]

^ I also like to use the phrase "fuck off creep" but I only say it to men(usually in clubs, not online), not to women.
I think of endelbendel as female not male, wonder why so many think male?

[Greeny2012]

^ I also like to use the phrase "fuck off creep" but I only say it to men(usually in clubs, not online), not to women.
I think of endelbendel as female not male, wonder why so many think male?

I never said he/she was male or female, I useually efer to him/ her as I just have! As a male I would like to stick up for our gender and say that most of us our not 'creeps' (jonoman and I haveadream are creep though) including me infact I like to think of myself as a kind caring individual!

[ihaveadream123456789]

^ I also like to use the phrase "fuck off creep" but I only say it to men(usually in clubs, not online), not to women.
I think of endelbendel as female not male, wonder why so many think male?

I never said he/she was male or female, I useually efer to him/ her as I just have! As a male I would like to stick up for our gender and say that most of us our not 'creeps' (jonoman and I haveadream are creep though) including me infact I like to think of myself as a kind caring individual!

Greeny, you're creepier than Charles Manson eating a baby with his toes whilst watching Supermarket Sweep.
I agree with you though, Endelbendel has many people to answer to! Maybe he/she/it/whateveritis is too engrossed in the guardian to reply

[Greeny2012]

^ I also like to use the phrase "fuck off creep" but I only say it to men(usually in clubs, not online), not to women.
I think of endelbendel as female not male, wonder why so many think male?

I never said he/she was male or female, I useually efer to him/ her as I just have! As a male I would like to stick up for our gender and say that most of us our not 'creeps' (jonoman and I haveadream are creep though) including me infact I like to think of myself as a kind caring individual!

Greeny, you're creepier than Charles Manson eating a baby with his toes whilst watching Supermarket Sweep.
I agree with you though, Endelbendel has many people to answer to! Maybe he/she/it/whateveritis is too engrossed in the guardian to reply

Good point. he/she could also be an it (haermphrodite, yes endelbendel has both boy and girl parts) infact i have just written a song to do with haermaphrodites (/ladies in general)

J: Ooohhh....ooooh....
I just wanna, I just wanna
B: Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
J: Oh yes (J)
B: Just wanna do somethin' special
J: Ah (J)
B: For all the Ladies in the world
J: Is that possible? (J)
B: And the gir-rls
Don't forget them girls
J: Caribbean
B: (Ladies)
J: Parisian
B: (Ladies)
J: Bolivian
B: (Ladies)
J: Namibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Eastern Indochinian
B: (Ladies)
J: Republic of Dominican
B: (Ladies)
J: Amphibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Presbyterian
B: (Ladies)
J: Outta sight
B: Amazin' ladies
J: Late night
B: Hard workin' ladies
J: Erudite
B: Brainy ladies
J: Hermaphrodite
B: Lady-man-ladies
J: Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you ooo ooo
B+J: All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By makin' love to you it's the least we can do...
B+J: If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be-eee...
B+J: Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets
J: Oooh Oooh it's got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the governments realize it's got to be funky sexy ladies?
B: I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with 'a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y
J: I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small
I just wanna do a little something special for y'all...
B + J:All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl...





also supermarket sweep is an awesome program especially with dale winton!

[Jonnoman]

To clear up the issue of gender, endelbendel is clearly a hermaphroditic, transgender, pansexual, lady-boy.

Can i also suggest that in protest of endelbendels scumbag ways, we report all (of it's) posts.

<3 Spread the love.

[Greeny2012]

To clear up the issue of gender, endelbendel is clearly a hermaphroditic, transgender, pansexual, lady-boy.

Can i also suggest that in protest of endelbendels scumbag ways, we report all (of it's) posts.

<3 Spread the love.

Is everyone clear about endelbendel? everyone must refer to it as an it! ok????

endelbendel has many scumbag ways and should leave us alone instead of telling us to truck off the time! Infact i would say that i feel that i feel bullied and opressed by endelbendel! does anyone else?

hey endelbendel do you remember having my thread shut down? thanks for that! it was a great thread awell!!! i loved it like a child and you killed it! you killed my theoretical child! you bastard!!!!

[Tal]

^ I also like to use the phrase "fuck off creep" but I only say it to men(usually in clubs, not online), not to women.
I think of endelbendel as female not male, wonder why so many think male?

It's the internet I guess and the "ridiculous assumption" is one of the side effects. Endelbendel is a she btw and if I was her I'd be incredibly flattered by all the attention. Very few members have inspired so many posts (albeit dull and longwinded ones) but posts nevertheless.

[Greeny2012]

^ I also like to use the phrase "fuck off creep" but I only say it to men(usually in clubs, not online), not to women.
I think of endelbendel as female not male, wonder why so many think male?

It's the internet I guess and the "ridiculous assumption" is one of the side effects. Endelbendel is a she btw and if I was her I'd be incredibly flattered by all the attention. Very few members have inspired so many posts (albeit dull and longwinded ones) but posts nevertheless.

you are certainly easily flattered, considering everyone is slagging IT off!

Also any post that I have made about IT have not been dull or longwinded! They have all been interesting and straight to the point!
Why is this thread going so off topic? I want people to tell us how much they love us! It should be lots because we are awesome (me more then jonoman and Ihaveadream)

[Bubbydoll]

Endelbendel hates anyone/everyone who doesn't agree with his point of view.

So....that pretty much wraps up THAT conversation! lol

no his Haterid for us goes deeper then that! I want answers from endelbendel!

I quoted your post previous, you clearly typed a definite sex( male). Not that I really care, just that you typed, no I never refer to them as a specific gender.

Tal- I don't care what sex they are, other than fact people assume something and I clearly see something else that is obvious. I'd guess they don't really care what the guys have to say regarding them.